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369The Clown Chakra

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  • Swami Jnaneshvara Bharati
    Aug 7, 2005
      The Clown Chakra

      Scientists from the Clown Academy have discovered a new source of
      healing. It is a psychic energy point located between the heart
      chakra and the throat chakra. It is called the Clown Chakra.

      If people are feeling miserable; if they have financial problems; if
      their relationship situation is the pits; if they are in ill health;
      if they have a need to sue people; if they find fault with their
      brother or sister; then obviously their Clown Chakra is closed.

      When this happens, the scientists have observed under a high-powered
      microscope that the cells of every organ display a sad face; and when
      the Clown Chakra is open and functioning normally, the cells display
      a happy face.

      The scientists realized that if a person is ill, it is because his or
      her mind has projected guilt onto the cells of the body and has
      forced out the love that is normally found within each cell of the
      body. The cells are therefore saying, "I Lack Love", or ILL for
      short. The scientists also discovered that all disease is due to the
      fact that the cells are "out of ease" or "dis-eased".

      When the Clown Chakra is opened and working (or rather, playing)
      properly, the psychic mechanism sucks up misery, pain, anger,
      resentment, grievances, unhappiness and so on, and converts the
      energy into tiny red heart-shaped balloons consisting of some micro,
      but vital, energy (positive microvita). These red heart balloons
      contain Cosmic Love and Joy. These microvita balloons are directed to
      the "dis-eased" cell or situation, and a happy face appears
      instantly. When the light enters the darkness, the darkness is gone.

      Sometimes these red heart balloons when in a more stronger physical
      form are called endorphins, due to the fact that when anyone
      experiences them the feeling of separation ends - they experience
      being back home with the Cosmic Father and hence are no longer an
      orphan. This is the well known "end orphan" (endorphin) effect.

      So if you think someone is attacking you, the Clown Scientists
      recommend that you visualize sending that person red heart shaped
      balloons of positive microvita filled with Cosmic Love and Joy.
      Remember to keep your clown chakra open, so that you experience
      God's Will.

      By Swami Beyondananda
      (stage name used by Steve Bhaerman, self described as an author,
      humorist, and workshop leader )