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  • Kristensen, Brian
    Another transport joke : A man comes panting into the station after a mile-and-a-half uphill haul from the town to the station. Why do you put the station
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      Another "transport joke":

      A man comes panting into the station after a mile-and-a-half uphill haul
      from the town to the station. "Why do you put the station this far from the
      town, there are no taxis here?" "Oh, well", replies the clark, "the company
      thought it best to place the station near the rails".

      Brian Kristensen

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      I have to make an after-dinner speech this week.
      Does anyone have any good transport jokes or humorous anecdotes?
      I'd be eternally grateful.


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