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    Randist Bo7b aka Bob Wynman WWP Email Member (bobalou@wynman.com) Rick, the State can t create jobs . All it can do is steal from and regulate individuals who
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      Randist Bo7b aka Bob Wynman WWP Email Member (bobalou@...) Rick, the State can't "create jobs".

      All it can do is steal from and regulate individuals who DO create jobs and wealth and drive them out of the country or out of business ... regardless of which "party" is in power.

      --bob & lou

      Comrade Blaine former member and current spammer of the WPP group (rblaine_1941@...) You republicans need to grab a box of tissues. And how exactly do you republicans intend to defend this record of non-achievement & obstruction? WHERE are the jobs - republicans?


      Republican Job Creation
      During the 2010 mid-terms the GOP campaigned fiercely on the platform of job creation and, as a result of such promises, the GOP gained the majority in the House of Representatives. As new Speaker of the House, John Boehner made the welcome claim that the primary goal of the Republican Party was to increase employment in the U.S.

      His exact words were: "We're going to have a relentless focus on creating jobs."

      The following, therefore, is a list of legislation by the GOP beginning 2-10-2011, a list which I began purely for my own amusement. That it has reached its current imposing length without one anecdotal citation of new employment as a result of Republican legislation is simply shocking. Shame on these useless hypocrites.

      There are those who choose to place the blame for the relatively high rate of unemployment on Mr. Obama's shoulders, but keep in mind that it is the House that both enacts legislation and controls the governmental purse-strings, not the President. The American Recovery and Investment Act passed by the Democrats in 2009 no doubt aided the economy but it would have been more effective if the GOP hadn't limited much of it to more tax breaks for the rich.

      Update 6-18-2012: It's officially clear to everyone, even the foreign press, that the GOP will do nothing to help the economy, betting that bad finanacial times will help Mitt Romney in the upcoming presidential elections. In addition, thinkprogress.com offers five ways the GOP has actively sabotaged job growth.

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      Non-Job Creation Legislation of 2011


      1-7-2011: Proposed to repeal the Health Care and Education Reconciliation Act of 2010. (Obamacare)

      1-18-2011: Proposal to limit mandatory printing of bills by the Government Priting Office for the use of the House or Senate.

      1-25-2011: Voted to provide Capitol-flown flags for recipients of Medal of Honor and to extend the authorization of certain Small Business Administration programs... until May 31, 2011.

      1-25-2011: Voted to "reduce Federal spending and cut the deficit" by terminating taxpayer financing of presidential campaigns and party conventions.

      2-8-2011: Attempted to extend provisions of the USA PATRIOT Improvement and Reauthorization Act of 2005.

      2-9-2011: Named a courthouse in Yuma, Arizona and attempted to take back money allocated to the United Nations.

      2-15-2011: Considered Defense appropriations.

      2-28-2011: Votes to amend rules regarding litigation of Federal employees.

      3-2-2011: Voted unanimously to extend Highway Authorization bill. Also voted to repeal reporting requirements for payments more than $600 to corporations.

      3-8-2011: Passed bill to enhance roles of dentists in national disasters, and added veterinarians to the Public Health Service Act. Neither bill passed by the Senate.

      3-9-2011: Passed bill to rescind the unobligated funding for the FHA Refinance Program and to terminate the program.

      3-14-2011: The House agreed to put a statue of Gerald Ford in the State Capitol.

      3-15-2011: THe House voted to give itself a two-week holiday from 3-18 to 3-29.

      3-16-2011: The House voted to rescind the third round of funding for the Neighborhood Stabilization Program and to terminate the program.

      3-17-2011: The House attempted to de-fund Public Radio, and voted down a bill to remove U.S. armed forces from Afghanistan.

      3-29-2011: The House voted to alter taxation for the Airport and Airway Trust Fund.

      4-1-2011: Approved defunct funding for failed religious schools.

      4-6-2011: Attempt to destroy Medicaid.

      4-8-2011: Attempt to destroy Planned Parenthood.

      4-11-2011: Planning on shutting down the government

      4-13-2011: Attempt to destroy the EPA.

      4-15-2011: Attempting to eliminate financial counseling.

      4-18-2011: Passed a House budget that gives $4 trillion in tax cuts to the rich.

      4-20-2011: Spent $500,000 to discriminate against gays.

      4-22-2011: Continued toadying for the rich.

      4-25-2011: Pretending the deficit is to blame for slow job growth.

      4-27-2011: De-funded SETI. (ARGH!!!!!!!)

      4-29-2011: Tried to kill Chrysler two years ago... which is now going to pay back all its government loans.

      5-2-2011: The Judicial Branch of the GOP, the Supreme Court, votes 5-4 to deny consumer class-action suits.

      5-4-2011: Redefining rape. Yes, redefining rape.

      5-6-2011: Pushing for spending caps tied to GDP. (That's a really, really REALLY bad idea.)

      5-9-2011: Claimed credit for dropping oil prices because they passed a bill.

      5-11-2011: Refuse to reduce oil subsidies.

      5-13-2011: Stood helplessly and watched as Senator John Ensign made Bill Clinton look like a Carmelite nun.

      5-16-2011: Attempt to retool Rep. Paul Ryan's Medicare-killing bill.

      5-17-2011: Prevented the raising of the federal debt limit. Let the catastrophic job loss begin.

      5-18-2011: Watches Rome burn with their Wall Street pals.

      5-19-2011: Filibustered bill to repeal oil subsidies.

      5-20-2011: Rejected Goodwin Liu for judge simply because Mr. Obama nominated him.

      5-23-2011: Abortion. Abortion. Abortion. As in "restrictions".

      5-27-2011: Spent five hours debating NPR, five minutes debating Afghanistan.

      5-27-2011: GOP releases their jobs plan. Hilarity ensues.

      5-30-2011: Continue to hold the debt limit hostage in order to make more money for billionaires.

      6-1-2011: Brought to the House floor a bill specifically blaming President Obama's 2012 budget for raising thestatutory debt limit by $2.4 trillion dollars, a budget the very same Republican-led Congress earlier passed.

      6-6-2011: Pulled from the floor a Democratic resolution to remove soldiers from Libya, because it just might have passed.

      6-3-2011: Conceived a plan to replace three federal employees with just one federal employee. Yes, they're now actually reducing jobs.

      6-9-2011: Nothing. They did absolutely nothing to create jobs. Not a damn thing.

      6-13-2011: Nothing, though they're jabbering a lot about privatizing Social Security. Again. Sigh.

      6-15-2011: Attempts to cut billions from needy seniors and hungry children in order to raise the defense budget... again.

      6-17-2011: The GOP is censoring Democratic congressional newsletters because they're using the GOP's own words to define the excremental Ryan Budget. Nice.

      6-20-2011: The GOP held a convention in New Orleans and hired an Obama look-alike to stand on stage and tell racist jokes. So +1 to the GOP for giving a man a job but -1,000,000 points for the kind of job it was.

      6-22-2011: I'm sad to report that the GOP didn't do a dang thing to create jobs today, but I'll give them credit for not using senior citizens for skeet shooting practice.

      6-24-2011: Yesterday the Democratic Congress stood up on its back legs and finally barked out what so many of us have been saying for the past six months--- that the Republican Congress is actively trying to stall the economy. There, was that so harrrrrrrd?

      6-27-2011: The Republican Congress voted to raise the debt ceiling EIGHTEEN times for President Bush. Now the the GOP is holding collective their breaths and pitching fits, perfectly willing to cause world economic collapse just because that darned old spendthrift Obama wants to eliminate the corporate jet depreciation tax credit for their rich friends. Oy vey.

      6-29-2011: Senator Ron Johnson (R-WI) spent $9 million dollars of his own money in his race for a senate seat in 2010 but afterwards had his own company pay him back to the tune of $10 million in "deferred compensation". Is this illegal? Very probably, though it oddly resulted in one new American job: Senator Ron Johnson. So way to go, GOP! Only ten million more jobs to go.

      7-1-2011: The GOP is on vacation until the 7th of July, even though a world-altering problem with the debt ceiling is looming. But don't worry, Democratic Senator Harry Reid and his left-wing pals are staying in Washington to get some real work done.

      7-4-2011: The GOP was off for the 4th of July holidays.

      7-6-2011: No new jobs to speak of but the GOP is working diligently to keep their true constituency, Wall Street fat cats, rolling in simoleons by attempting to roll back the financial reforms passed last year.

      7-8-2011: Republican House Majority Leader Eric Cantor's bright idea is to close tax loop holes.... and then give the accumulated monies back to the rich in the form of reduced taxes. That's our little non-job-makers!

      7-11-2011: Speaker of the House John "Weepy-Boy" Boehner admits that not raising the debt limit will cost jobs. Ahhh, that explains everything. Atta boy, GOP!

      7-13-2011: The GOP claims they passed 9 bills that would create 500,000 jobs. Except they didn't create jobs. They really, really didn't.

      7-15-2011: Finally. The GOP is doing some investigating, but it's not about Wall Street or Rupert Murdoch. The target in their cross hairs this time is <groan> Planned Parenthood. Again. This is the official definition of insanity, you know.

      7-18-2011: Not only does the GOP continue to insist on slashing federal spending, which will cost jobs, jobs and more jobs, but now they want to hack the Constitution.

      7-20-2011: Are you ready? The GOP today passed a bill that would "amend the Securities Act of 1933 to specify when certain securities issued in connection with church plans are treated as exempted securities for purposes of that Act." Ooooh, I'm all a-tingle.

      7-22-2011: While unemployment claims are rising again the GOP is putting the screws to small airports in order to kill union labor.

      7-25-2011: Speaker of the House John Boehner walks out of a debt ceiling meeting because that mean old pwesident Obama wouldn't knife his health care plan. Poor widdle John.

      7-27-2011: No new jobs but at least 4000 workers have hit the bricks as a result of the GOP's jihad againstairport unions.

      7-29-2011: The GOP wasted the past two days on its version of a debt ceiling bill that even its own partywon't vote for. John Boehner is a miserable failure as both the Majority Leader and as a shepherd for these hard times.

      8-1-2011: The GOP breaks out the fiddles while the economy burns. The tune they favor is the "Screw The Poor and the Elderly" polka, and they're hitting the coda HARD.

      8-3-2011: The GOP is screwing everyone over by refusing to fund the FAA. As a result, airlines owners are currently pocketing millions in taxes that should go to the government.

      8-5-2011: GOOD NEWS! The GOP has a plan to create 300,000 jobs.... no, wait. That's eliminate 300,000 jobs. Sorry.

      8-8-2011: The GOP is on vacation but their henchmen continue to usurp the voting process by sending outphony absentee ballots.

      8-10-2011: The GOP is proposing something called the REINS act which essentially gets rid of safety inspectors. So less jobs and more poison in your children's food. It's win-win, uh, lose-lose, uh, whatever!

      8-12-2011: Employees of Boeing had their jobs illegally pulled out from underneath them. Guess which political party is doing their best to see that these employees don't have their day in court. Bingo!

      8-15-2011: Yayyyy! Republican Darrell Issa, Chairman of the House Oversight Committee (which investigates government corruption) is keeping his home district busy by securing millions of dollars for road and public works projects. I guess it was just a complete coincidence that most of the work is planned near propertiesMr. Issa owns. Uh-oh.

      8-17-2011: Republicans Darrell Issa and Dennis Ross introduced a bill in July that would accelerate thedestruction of the USPS and put all of its employees, hundreds of thousands of good Americans, out of work.

      Damn Darrell Issa and damn Dennis Ross! Fuck 'em until their ancestors rise from the dead and beg forgiveness for ever having sired the malevolent little bastards.

      8-19-2011: Hey, look! Good old Darrell Issa, Republican, has hired a guy named Peter Haller to help effect new regulations for banks, like Goldman Sachs. Unfortunately, Mr. Heller used to be called Peter Simonyi when he was a vice president for (wait for it) Goldman Sachs. Oh, you can bet you boots there's nothing underhanded about hiding behind another name. Not a thing. Nada. Zip. Zero.

      8-22-2011: The GOP has a new job-creation plan... to have one rammed down their throats. You see, the Democrats want to include a job-creation trigger in the new Super Committee that will require the Republican Party to vote either for or against it. To vote against it would be, uhhh, dumb but I wouldn't put anything past our little conservative pals. Stay tuned.

      8-24-2011: The GOP has been quiet on the job front lately so I have a request of Republican Presidential candidate Rick Perry...

      Re-invest in your porno companies, Rick.

      It doesn't have to be a large investment but at the very least you'd put a few porn stars back on the cock, uh, I mean clock. Heck, if you're lucky they might even name a new position after you, one that no doubt involves the same anal lube that keeps your hair in place.

      8-26-2011: Hey! It's our old pal Darrell Issa again, and he's hired a very nice man named Kurt Bardella to work for him on the Oversight Committee... only it's the same Kurt Bardella he fired five months ago for breach of trust. Guess this leopard found some really effective spot remover.

      8-29-2011: Suppose you have a job but you need help with your mortgage. There's still $30 billion in theTroubled Asset Relief Program but the GOP wants to re-route that money to the federal deficit. This means more people will lose their homes and perhaps become homeless. Eventually jobless. Nice work, GOP.

      8-31-2011: When the GOP returns from vacation they plan on voting every week to gut every government regulation within arm's reach because, you know, "regulation costs jobs". What they refuse to acknowledge is that regulation has been proven to actually create jobs.

      9-2-2011: After unbridled "success" wrecking the economy once again with their "debt-ceiling" stunt House and Senate Republicans are starting to mumble about stalling the upcoming Highway Bill, costing Americans almost 2 million jobs. (These bills have traditionally been passed by overwhelming margins.)

      9-3-2011: A recent CNN poll reveals that those who self-identify as Republicans would rather the president focus on jobs, not the deficit, by a margin of 54%-44%. So why has the Republican Party not proposed one, single jobs bill in nine months?

      Because they're not Republicans! They're shills for their corporate masters who they can't WAIT to get another Republican stooge in the White House so they can screw the American people all over again like they did from 2001-2009.

      9-5-2011: The GOP is on a Labor Day break, which is sort of like atheists enjoying Christmas services with the Pope, so not much in terms of job creation is happening. For now, we'll just have to thank presidential candidate Mitt "Magic Underpants" Romney for hiring all of the workers who will be laboring to quadruple the size of his California beachfront mansion.

      9-6-2011: Michelle Bachmann has a brilliant new answer for lots of high-paying jobs... slash the corporate tax rate to zero.... except corporate America is already paying an effective rate of zero. Even so, job creation is down the dumper. Back to the Etch-A-Sketch, Michelle.

      9-8-2011: Presidential candidates Jon Huntsman, Mitt Romney, and Herman Cain have just announced their jobs programs. It's tax cuts for the rich, tax cuts for the rich, and tax cuts for the rich. Why didn't we think of this before?

      9-9-2011: Rick Perry wants to kill Social Security. He also wants to eliminate the FDA, the FCC, the U.S. Post Office and just about all other federal employees except the military, the Supreme Court and himself. It's kind of a jobs plan if you long for 12th century feudalism.

      9-11-2011: On Friday President Obama outlined a job's plan that is seen by economists as win-win. The Republican response to the program is to whine about it.

      9-12-2011: Not much governance today so I think I'll just make a little comparison... which two types of professions do you think result in more jobs? Wall Street commodity speculators, or educators? And which group do you think the GOP is doing its darndest to reduce in numbers?

      9-14-2011: I gotta hand it to the GOP. In this bleak economy they've found a way to increase jobs... in hospital emergency rooms. What they're doing is trying to cut funding in the transportation bill for bike paths and pedestrian walkways, thus ensuring more mayhem on our streets and guaranteed employment for EMT workers. It's pure gee-nyuss I tells ya!

      9-15-2011: Today the GOP-led House passed a bill that would make it easier to fire union workers, union organizers, or simply move jobs overseas in order to bust a union. In essence, an anti-jobs bill.

      9-16-2011: The government has provided loans that help the auto industry create jobs, loans that helped keep the assembly of the Ford Focus and the Nissan Leaf right here on American soil. Republican Majority Leader Eric Cantor plans to strip half that money to repair damage from Hurricane Irene... in HIS district.

      9-16-2011: President Obama is trying to fast track job creation for a company called LightSquared and Republicans are pissed, evidently because the owner of the company had the audacity to donate to the Democratic Party. He, uh, ahem, also donated equally to the Republican Party.

      9-19-2011: Republican Majority Leader Eric Cantor is back with a pithy statement about Mr. Obama's jobs bill: "While an all or nothing approach might make sense to some communicators, I hope the President realizes it would be better to work together." This from a man whose stated job it is to say, and I quote, "No" to anything the president proposes. I hope he gets a painful boil on his uvula.

      9-21-2011: The leaders of the Republican Party just sent a letter to the Federal Reserve saying "Keep unemployment high." Honestly, the letter says, in essence, "Hey, those guys out there in the ocean are drowning. Hide the life-preservers."

      9-23-2011: Look! It's Darrell Issa, Republican chairman of the House Oversight Committee, creating jobs. He's stumping for a huge loan package on behalf of a company, Aptera, which makes electric cars. This is great news, especially for the green economy, although I wonder if Mr. Issa would be so ecstatic if the company in question wasn't a major contributor to his campaigns.

      Oops.

      One more thing... the day after sending the glowing recommendation to the Energy Department Mr. Issa conducted a hearing entitled "How Obamaâ,¬"¢s Green Energy Agenda is Killing Jobs." Double-oops.

      9-26-2011: The GOP is being suspiciously quiet so I want to take this opportunity to show you just how badly the Bush administration fucked-over the American people. Here's a chart of the GNP for this country over the past 60 years:



      See that massive drop in 2008, the only drop in over 60 years? That's the Bush administration shedding jobs in this country hand over fist, just so the GOP could have the corporate-owned media blame Mr. Obama.

      As you can see the GNP has recovered and business in this country is doing fine but they're not hiring and they're not going to hire until Mr. Obama is gone. It's not enough for the Koch's of this world to reap absurd profits. They want it all.

      9-30-2011: Here's a novel way that the GOP creates fewer jobs; Refusing to appoint federal judges. Only 62% of Mr. Obama's choice of judges (A record glacial pace) have been approved so far and some have had to undergo the process for over a year. As far as the GOP is concerned, the only good activist judge is a Republican-appointed activist judge.

      10-3-2011: Does it come as a surprise to anyone that the GOP is trying to slash job-training programs?

      10-5-2011: Today was the day the president's jobs' bill was introduced. It was blocked by not one, not two, but three parliamentary roadblocks by the GOP. They, of course, have the right to do that but the least the little bastards could do is create a jobs plan of their own as a counter-move. But they can't do that as it would expose them for the progress-blocking charlatans they are.

      10-7-2011: The Republicans are thumping their chests in response to the President's jobs bill, hooting about the six jobs creation bills that they've passed and which are currently stalled in the Senate. But, y'see, there'sgood reason for them to be stalled. As in, they don't create jobs.

      10-10-2011: Here is what the GOP is trying to get you to believe: As long as the country continues to shed jobs it will eventually create jobs.

      The GOP isn't really that stupid and they don't think the public is really that stupid, they're just not going to do anything that might help the economy.

      10-12-2011: Hey! Look at that! The GOP voted down President Obama's jobs bill. Good thing they had another jobs bill of their own ready to.... Oh, they didn't? Really? What a shock.

      10-14-2011: The GOP wasted the day voting on a redundant anti-abortion bill that would doom pregnant women to a horrible death. They took this purely symbolic vote just to waste more time.

      On the bright side, the GOP unveiled a jobs bills... if by "jobs" you mean destroying the environment, excising unions, off-shoring jobs, and making the rich even richer. This bill, according to many, would actually result in the loss of existing jobs.

      I don't like imagery to get in the way of facts on this site but the following comic by Matt Bors was too beautifully on-target to keep to myself.



      10-17-2011: Amtrak, for all its faults, carried a record number of riders last year, indicating an undeniable need for its service. Naturally, the GOP wants to cut its funding off at the knees, possibly resulting in killing it altogether. But who cares, right? Rich people don't ride public transportation.

      10-19-2011: The House is on vacation this week so the Tea Party Nation is rising to the challenge of job-creation by, uh, demanding that businesses stop hiring. In their constipated little minds they feel that this will teach President Obama a lesson for being a socialist, or a dictator, or.... something.

      10-21-2011: The Washington Post is firmly in the Conservative pocket but even they came right out and called the Republican jobs bill "ludicrous" today. Oh, snap!

      10-24-2011: The GOP is still on vacation but that doesn't stop Republican congressman Paul Ryan from rolling up his sleeves and trying to cut Pell Grants. He thinks they're a scam even though he himself used government money to put himself through college. Thanks a heap, ya hypocrite.

      10-31-2011: A new report revels that GOP "job-creating" spending cuts resulted in the loss of 370,000 jobs. Gosh, who'd-a-thunk?

      11-2-2011: According to the AP the Republican jobs plan would create no jobs.

      So what does the GOP spend the day doing? They voted to reaffirm that "In God We Trust" is the national motto, just in case someone missed the point that they no longer give a crap about doing anything useful.

      11-4-2011: Yay! It's a GOP jobs bill! No, wait... sorry, they're just deregulating securities and calling it a jobs bill. My mistake.

      11-7-2011: While the GOP stood around with their thumbs up their rumps the Democrats introduced anunemployment extension bill.

      11-9-2011: One of the first things the GOP did after gaining the House after the 2010 mid-terms was change the schedule so that they'd work fewer days, only 109 days the entire year. The average sucker (That's you!) works 258 days a year. The House will be in session only 16 more days the rest of the year. Now you know why nothing gets done.

      11-11-2011: The so-called "Super Committee" is supposed to be trying to find ways to cut the deficit, but the Republicans on the Committee are only interested in making the Bush tax cuts permanent, which would only hurt the economy. Nice going, ya pinheads.

      11-14-2011:Â The House and Senate are on hiatus but presidential candidates Gingrich, Bachmann, and Perry want to, respectively, start a war against Iran, make America like China, and turn nuclear regulation over to the equivalent of McDonalds.

      11-16-2011: The House is wasting your time pushing a bill that makes it even easier for people to carry concealed weapons from state-to-state. Can you say "Raw-Meat-Dog- Whistle?". Can you also say "Gabrielle Giffords?"

      11-18-2011: The House is once again considering the "Balanced Budget Amendment", which sounds almost reasonable until you learn it could cost millions of jobs. Oy vey.

      11-21-2011:Â The Republican half of the Supercommittee refuses to give up the Bush tax cuts. As long as the 1% keeps raking in the dough everyone else will suffer, and the rich just LOVE that.

      11-23-2011: Though Newt Gingrich couldn't be elected dog-catcher, much less Chief Executive, he's shedding light on the next Great Frontier in GOP job creation... child labor. Yes, according to dear old Newt the little bastards have had it too easy all these years. That's nuclear class-warfare, folks.

      11-25-2011: Rick Santorum, candidate for president, succinctly reminds us why the GOP isn't interested in creating jobs. It's because poor people are supposed to suffer, and making people suffer is the Christian thing to do.

      11-28-2011:Â Thanksgiving holiday. Lots of football and turkey, not so much job-creation. See you Wednesday, amigos.

      11-30-2011:Â The House did nothing today except postpone votes on suspension bills. Atta boy, GOP!

      12-2-2011:Â The GOP just killed the payroll tax roll-back, which means they just raised taxes on anyone who gets a paycheck. This also means more money out of the pockets of the Average Joe and fewer jobs as there's less money to go around. I'll bet Speaker Boehner is just crying his eyes out.

      12-5-2011: The GOP's idea to pay for the payroll tax cut is to cut food stamps and unemployment benefits, pitching it as a way to punish people who make over a million dollars. I kid you not.

      12-7-2011: The GOP is wasting time gearing-up to oppose the nomination of Richard Cordray as head of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, even though Mr. Cordray will probably be appointed during congressional recess.

      12-9-2011: The U.S. Postal Service is going to cut 28,000 jobs because the Republican Party passed a law in 2006 requiring the PO to fund 75 years of retiree benefits in just ten years.Â

      It's times like these that I wish there really was a Hell so I could damn the Republican Party to it.

      12-12-2011: Nearly 15% of workers are projected to be unemployed at some point in 2012. Way to keep that laser-like focus on jobs, GOP.

      12-14-2011:Â The House spent the day passing a payroll tax-cut extension bill which, because it's packed to the gills with poison pills, has no chance of escaping the Senate alive. The little bastards knew it and passed the bill anyway just so they can say the Democrats vetoed a payroll tax-cut bill.

      12-16-2011: Today the House wasted time debating the excremental SOPA bill, but it was ultimately tabled until the 16th of January. Call your congressman now and demand he oppose this wretched bit of legislation.

      12-19-2011: The GOP is getting the hell out of Dodge for the holidays, but a quick accounting of their first year in charge of the House reveals they voted a record 191 times against environmental protection laws. That's almost one vote for every day they were in session. Yuck!

      12-21-2011:Â Today the House leadership rejected without vote a Payroll Tax Cut bill that the Senate and House would have overwhelmingly voted for. If you need any further proof that the only thing the GOP cares about is how badly it can ruin the economy, this is it.

      Wow. Just... wow.

      Addendum: House Democrats today tried to force an up-or-down vote on the Payroll Tax bill but the Republican Speaker Pro-Temp ignored them. When Democrats protested John Boehner had C-SPAN cut the video and audio feed of the proceedings. The video, however, can be seen here.

      Double Wow.

      12-25-2011:Â Our government is in recess for the holidays.

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      Non-Job Creation Legislation of 2012


      1-2-2012:Â Congress will return to session on January 17th. They will work for six whole days this month. Must be nice. Don't expect much Federal job creation during this period.

      1-18-2012:Â Here we GO!Â

      On Tuesday, the 17th, the House selected a new as-yet-unnamed Sergeant-At-Arms. On the 18th the House will attempt and fail to vote down Mr. Obama's request for a debt increase. The House will then adjourn until Monday. No jobs were created.

      1-23-2012:Â Not much today. Just a panel discussion on doing business with the military, plus some GOP shenanigans called the Legally Binding Budget Act of 2011. Simply put, it's an attempt to make the president culpable for lousy budgets. No jobs were created.

      1-25-2012:Â Speaker of the House John Boehner claims that the GOP passed 30 jobs bills in the past session of Congress. Well, they passed 30 "somethings" but they certainly had little to do with job creation. Follow the link and laugh.

      1-27-2012:Â The House held hearings on Wednesday trying to cut retirement benefits for federal employees. They also redefined what an "aircraft" is. They then took Thursday off. No jobs were created.

      1-30-2012: On Friday, the 27th, the House was in session for a whole four minutes. No jobs were created.

      1-31-2012:Â Today the House voted on a motion to consider the repeal of the CLASS Program, part of the Affordable Health Care Act aimed at helping low-income citizens get health care. It passed on party lines. Don't expect it to escape the Senate. No jobs were created.

      2-3-2012: The House proposed a bill that keeps welfare recipients out of strip clubs, casinos, and liquor stores. The actual purpose of the bill was to have Democrats vote against it so that their Republican opponents can claim Democrats are FOR such nonsense. The bill passed 395-27 but it will die in the Senate, so ha-ha-ha, GOP. No jobs were created.

      2-6-2012: Last week House Republicans approved language for debate on two bills that would gut Federal programs without having to pass specific legislation. This would, essentially, equal more tax cuts for big business. No jobs were created.

      2-8-2012: The consistent upward trend in employment numbers would seem to be an excellent time for the GOP to bask in glory as good shepherds of the economy. But even though they've done absolutely nothing to increase employment for the past year all they can do is grumble that "More should be done". For once, they're right. No jobs were created.

      2-10-2012: House Republican's are watering down the insider trading bill so that Democrats will vote against it. Thus, come November, our GOP pals can say that Democrats are actually for insider trading. What more could we expect from these useless conservative sleazebags? No jobs were created.

      2-13-2012: Today there will be exactly one hearing about "exploring all energy options." It should be called "exploring oil energy options." Meanwhile, Senate Republicans are trying to kill the Violence Against Women Act. No jobs were created.

      2-15-2012: So which party has introduced "the most partisan" and "worst transportation bill that Transportation Secretary Ray Lahood has seen in 35 years"? Go on... guess. (Hint: It wasn't the Democrats.) No jobs were created.

      2-17-2012: The House will presumably vote on and pass the payroll tax extension today. Then they'll leave town for ten days in order to celebrate Presidents Day. Cushy gig. No jobs were created.

      2-20-2012:Â Congress is out this week on an extended Presidents Day vacation. Between now and April they're going to take four weeks off. Who the heck made this ridiculous schedule? (Hint: It was the majority party in the House. The idea being, I suppose, that the less Congress is in session, the less gets done.) No jobs were created.

      2-27-2012:Â The Congressional Circus is back in action after a week off for President's Day, and today they'll be considering H.R. 4078, "The Regulatory Freeze of Jobs Act of 2012." It's worse than it sounds as its intent is "to provide that no agency may take any significant regulatory action until the unemployment rate is equal to or less than 6.0 percent." Cue the sad trombone sound. No jobs were created.

      2-29-2012: The House failed to pass the Research Works Act, which would have prohibited federal agencies from releasing the result of taxpayer-funded research. No jobs were created.

      3-2-2012: Yesterday the House spent most of the day debating and passing the San Joaquin Valley Water Reliability Act. Meanwhile, in the Senate, Democrats, plus Olympia Snowe, fended off the execrable Blunt Amendment. In addition, Speaker Boehner vows to continue contraception fight. Because it's all about jobs, right? No jobs were created.

      3-5-2012: On Thursday, the 1st of March, the House unanimously voted to allow itself to give oral histories of the civil rights era, then condemned Iran for finding one of its citizens guilty of apostasy. The House then took Friday off. No jobs were created.

      3-7-2012:Â On Monday the House spent two whole hours naming two federal buildings and then adjourned. On Tuesday they shuffled paper all day regarding a Bureau of Reclamation bill involving hydropower development. No jobs were created.

      3-9-2012:Â The House spent all day Thursday debating H.R. 3606, the "Jumpstart Our Business Startups (JOBS) Act". It is better known as the "Reopening American Capital Markets to Emerging Growth Companies Act". What it actually is, is a financial market deregulation bill. What it REALLY is, is a fake jobs bill. No jobs were created.

      3-12-2012:Â Last Friday, March 9th, members of the House attended a hearing in Saranac Lake, NY, to discuss a farm bill. No jobs were created. Today, the House has scheduled a single hearing on (Are you ready?) "Explosion of Federal Regulations Threatening Jobs and Economic Survival in the West"... in Elko Nevada. DAMN those regulations! No jobs were created.

      3-14-2012: The House is in another recess until Tuesday, the 20th of March. No jobs were created.

      3-19-2012:Â The House is theoretically in session. They're back in Washington but nothing much is scheduled this week except for hearings. They might as well be painting their bedroom's black and listening to Led Zeppelin albums. No jobs were created.

      3-21-2012:Â On Monday, the 19th, the House was called to order at 4PM. They then spent the next four hours arguing a bill that would allow Israeli nationals to receive nonimmigrant visas. No jobs were created.

      On Tuesday, the House convened at Noon. The GOP spent the balance of the day trying to steal a Virginia park to fence to their industrialist buddies. No jobs were created.

      3-23-2012:Â For the past two days the House has been debating H.R. 5, the "HEALTH" bill, which is actually about tort reform. No jobs were created.Â

      3-26-2012:Â The House took last Friday off. No jobs were created.Â

      3-28-2012:Â The House debated FCC transparency, baby monitors, and a transportation bill but nothing of note passed. No jobs were created, either.Â

      3-30-2012:Â The House voted to end Medicare again but, thankfully, they signed a 90-day extension to the transportation bill. No jobs were created.Â

      4-2-2012:Â The House vacated the premises early last Friday and won't be back in session until the 16th of April. No jobs will be created.Â

      4-16-2012:Â The House is back in session but it's mostly just nuts-and-bolts stuff this week. Although a vote on another corporate tax cut bill (H.R. 9) is in the offing.Â

      4-18-2012:Â The House voted down the Buffet Rule, awarded Lena Horne a posthumous Congressional Gold Medal, then argued the rest of the day about rules to "enhance" hunting, fishing, and shooting. No jobs were created.Â

      4-20-2012: The House passed "The Small Business Tax Cut Act" (H.R. 9) but they might as well have named the bill "Ponies For Everyone" because it wasn't about small business, and it will never pass the Senate. No jobs were created today.Â

      4-23-2012:Â The House was in pro forma session to keep President Obama from assigning badly needed federal judges. No jobs were created.Â

      4-25-2012:Â The House spent the day dealing with the legislative version of cleaning their room. In this case it meant passing bills that dealt with adjustments to the boundaries of parklands, land swaps, and the like. No jobs or anything remotely like them were created.Â

      4-27-2012:Â The House pased a couple of suspension bills (The DATA Act and the Small Business Credit Availability Act). They also passed CISPA, which is distressing, but the prez has promised a veto. Looking forward to that. Oh, and no jobs were created.Â

      4-30-2012:Â On Friday the House approved a bill that lowers the interest on student loans, but tacked on a rider which guts the Health Care Act. It's designed to result in a presidential veto, at which point Republicans can claim that Mr. Obama doesn't care about higher education.Â

      To which I say "Fuck these Republicans! Fuck these horrible, greedy, useless, poisonous bags of scum!"

      5-9-2012:Â The House is back in session but they only passed a handful of suspension bills. No jobs were created.

      5-11-2012: The GOP-led House passed several bills that denied the Obama administration funds to fight for progesssive issues. Read the dismal details here. No jobs were created even though Speaker Boehner again claimed the GOP had a tight focus on jobs... when being specifically asked about why his party is passing so much anti-gay legislation. Fuck this guy. No jobs were created.

      5-14-2012:Â Last Thursday the House passed the Sequestration Replacement Act, designed to fatten the Pentagon coffers at the expense of the elderly and the poor. It is destined to die in the Senate. No Jobs were created.

      5-16-2012:Â The House was not in session on Monday, but on Tuesday the legislators busied themselves passing noncontroversial suspension bills. Ho-hum. No jobs were created, but you already knew that.

      5-18-2012:Â The House passed a watered-down Violence Against Women Act. Basically, if you're an immigrant or a native American woman, you're fair game for any sadist. They'll pass a major defense funding bill tomorrow and then will take the next week off. No jobs were created.

      5-21-2012: On Friday the House passed a bloated defense spending bill, even though they were obligated to cut defense spending as part of the Super Committee agreement. Not only did the new bill includediscriminitory language it also included an amendment allowing the government to institute propagandaagainst the American people. The president has vowed to veto this bill. No jobs were created unless you count the military contractors rolling in effluent streams of your tax dollars.

      5-23-2012:Â Say it with me now: "The House is in recess until the 30th of May. Must be nice to have so many vacations. Oh, how I hate those indolent GOP swine."

      6-1-2012:Â Another day, another abortion bill. This time the "Susan B. Anthony and Frederick Douglass Prenatal Nondiscrimination Act." Which was designed to stop abortions based on sex or race. Seriously. It failed to pass. Apart from that bit of nonsense the day was one long last-minute rush to pass bills that pay the government credit card. No jobs were created.

      6-4-2012: Last Friday three Democratic (Hahn, Kaptur, Tonko) amendments to increase funding for energy efficiency and renewable energy failed, while three Republican (Hultgren, Chaffetz, McClintock) amendments to reduce funding of energy efficiency and renewable energy also failed. No jobs were created.

      6-6-2012:Â The House was not in session on Monday but on Tuesday it spent the day amending water and energy bills, mostly shuffling money from one account to another. It was not a job creating event.

      6-8-2012: The House passed a bill to repeal a new exise tax on medical devices. The GOP refers to this as a "jobs bill". Another waste of time as the Senate will not consider the bill. In the meantime the GOP is still losing its shit over incandescent lightbulbs, voting to restrict funding for the application of energy-efficient lighting (The GOP evidently believes that CFL's are manufactured in Hell itself.) Job creation was not in evidence.

      6-11-2012: On Friday the House voted to cut funding for Open World Leadership Center, the Congressional Research Service, and the Washington Botanic Garden. But, on the bright side, they voted themselves funds to print some snazzy new pocket-sized editions of the U.S. Constitution to hand out to constituents. As always, no jobs were created.

      The House is in recess until the 18th of June.

      6-20-2012:Â The past two days have seen nothing fancy from the House. Just a couple of suspension bills and some laws aimed at American Indians. No attempt was made to create jobs.

      6-22-2012:Â The clusterfuck that is the Republican-led House of Representatives spent much time dawdling over the transportation bill, the only meaningful jobs bill under consideration. (Don't get your panties twisted about the "jobs" part of this bill. This same bill must be extended each and every year and the only time there's any opposition is when the president is black.) No jobs were created.

      6-25-2012:Â The House adjourned on Friday, the 22nd. No jobs were created.

      6-27-2012:Â The House was pro forma on Monday but was in session until almost 11:30 Tuesday night. Nothing got done. They couldn't even agree to name four post offices. No jobs were created.

      6-29-2012:Â On Thursday, the 28th, the House passed several Homeland Security bills, named a couple of post offices, and voted to hold U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder in contempt of.... something, because the right-wing base is screaming for blood and they must be appeased. No jobs were created.

      7-2-2012: On Friday, the 29th, the House grudgingly passed the Transportation Bill, which has never been a problem up until now, and mortgaged the future of college graduates. No jobs were created.

      The House is now adjourned until the 9th of July.

      7-11-2012: The House spent the entire day Tuesday debating the repeal of the Affordable Care Act. This is the 33rd time in 18 months that they've tried this. According to the Congression Research Service these votes have cost the tax-payers $50 million dollars. For the record, the House has voted on exactly one jobs bill in the same time period. No jobs were even remotely created.

      7-13-2012: On Wednesday, the 11th, the House voted for repeal of the Affordable Care Act, then stopped to discuss golf. I am not kidding. No jobs were created.

      7-16-2012:Â Having failed to ACTUALLY repeal the Affordable Care Act the House took Friday the 13th off, 'cause it's SCAAAAARY. No jobs were created.

      7-18-2012:Â The House was in recess on Monday the 16th. On the 17th it passed both a Department of State appropriations bill and the Insular Areas Act of 2011. (Insular areas are, generally speaking, small islands which the U.S. claims for itself.) No jobs were created.

      7-20-2012:Â The House spent the 18th and 19th debating the massive Defense Appropriations Bill. No jobs were created.

      7-23-2012:Â The House spent the Friday the 20th debating the massive Defense Appropriations Bill. No jobs were created.

      7-25-2012:Â The House spent the 23th and 24th marking time until the August recess debating various suspension bills (requires a 2/3 vote), one of which prohibits the issuance of new regulations on business until the unemployment rate falls below 6%. Need I add which party authored such a nonsensical piece of tripe?

      7-27-2012: On Wednesday the 25th the House voted to require a full audit of the Federal Reserve. On Thursday the 26th the House spent most of the day passing amendments for suspension bills, plus one whole hour to fix one typo. No jobs were created.

      7-30-2012:Â The House took last Friday, the 27th, off because it was SUCH a tough week accomplishing nothing.

      8-1-2012:Â The House was in recess Monday the 30th. On the 31st they took votes on three bills. One was to reduce executive positions subject to Senate approval and one was to make tax delinquents ineligible for federal jobs. These were essentially job-reducing bills, so of course they both passed. The third was an anti-abortion bill. It failed. Negative jobs were created.

      8-3-2012:Â On Wednesday, the 1st, the House passed a series of ho-hum suspension rules and eventually voted down a revision of the Bush tax cuts that would have only taxed earnings in excess of $250k.Â

      On Thursday, the 2nd, the House passed a resolution that said the government should keep its grubby mitts off the internet.

      The House will now be in recess for the next five weeks. Maybe.Â

      9-10-12 & 9-11-12: The House is finally back in session and the past two days have seen a flurry of voting on various bills, but they all ended on the same note:

      "Motion to reconsider laid on the table and Agreed to without objection."

      Meaning "Okay, we voted for this turkey but we're going to give it old skunk-eye once more before passing it along to the Senate."

      9-12-12:Â The House passed bills to: extend the FISA Act, promote competitiveness in American manufacturing (don't get excited), and a land swap in Minnesota. No jobs were created.

      9-13-12:Â The House passed nothing today, and for the first time in modern history, in the midst of a terrible drought, the House will not pass a Farm Bill. Not only have no jobs been created but our nation's farmers are going bankrupt. No jobs were created.

      9-14-12:Â The House reauthorized the Federal Insecticide, Fungicide, and Rodenticide Act, then limited taxpayer exposure to a 2005 Energy Policy Act. No jobs were created.

      9-17&18-2012:Â The House took the first two days of this week off, because they CAN. No jobs were created.

      9-19-12:Â The House approved: funding for Colordo fish recovery, Mescalero Apache's right to lease water rights, passage of an Iranian boogey-man rule, meaningless lip music to Georgia (Asia), a pancreatic cancer initiative, astronauts right to retain personal artififacts, improved fiduciaries of veterans, donations by tax-payers to the IRS, freeing dead veterasn from educational debt, change in interest rates for the Small Business Act, the tracking of cross-border violence, aid to Burma, banned Chinese drywall, provisions for a National Pediatric Research Network, and the easing of rules to allow veterans to become EMTs. No jobs were created.

      9-20-2012:Â The House approved:
      limiting the Secretary of the Interiors authority to issue regulations untils December of 2012, plus several incomprehensible child welfare bills. No jobs were created.

      9-21-12:Â The House approved the "Stop the War on Coal Act". I needn't remind you how pointlessly absurd this bill was. No jobs were created.

      9-24-12:Â The House took the day off. No jobs were created.

      9-25-12:Â The House played a little game called "Hmm, I wonder what they're doing in the Senate today?" Otherwise, bupkis. No jobs were created.

      9-26-12:Â The House took the day off. No jobs were created.

      9-27-12:Â The House took the day off. No jobs were created.


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      Sorry. No job creation here. In fact, if you want to really understand what the Republican Party is trying to tell you simply insert the phrase "corporate profits" every time they say "jobs".Â

      I'll keep adding to this list until the Republican House does something to create jobs but I unhappily predict this is gonna be one lonnnnng list. After all, you don't get rid of a sitting president by helping the economy.


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      If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.

      --bob & lou
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      From: Bob Wynman Subject: [WHATNOWDEBATE] Re: Republican Job Creation Activity List SNIP ... Hi Bob, We know that the government is
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        From: "Bob Wynman" <bobalou@...>
        Subject: [WHATNOWDEBATE] Re: Republican Job
        Creation Activity List


        SNIP

        > All it can do is steal from and regulate
        > individuals who DO create jobs
        > and wealth and drive them out of the country or
        > out of business ...
        > regardless of which "party" is in power.
        >
        > --bob & lou

        Hi Bob, We know that the government is simply
        overhead, and can not
        itself create anything. Those who think
        otherwise, are confusing the
        impact of government upon those who do create
        jobs, with job creation
        itself.

        Jobs are activities that contribute to the
        production of goods and services.
        There are slots in organizations that form the
        structures needed for
        production, GDP, the pie we all take slices from.
        The total activity of all
        such organizations and the individuals within,
        constitutes the economy,
        not some mysterious thing or ugly machine that can
        be controlled. Each
        business and individual chooses for themselves,
        their participation,
        negotiates their deals, in a vast matrix that is
        way beyond any kind of
        control. The economy evolves like the life forms
        in a field or pond.

        All individual elements interact in the economy,
        all are interdependent,
        and all have intelligence which plans
        strategically to survive, get ahead,
        etc., and so the interaction involves lots of
        reactions, hedging, positioning,
        as each attempts to predict what the other will do
        and its effect on their
        strategy. this makes for swells and valleys, and
        mis-steps, bull and bear
        markets.

        There are a couple things we can predict about the
        market as a whole.
        Activity picks up, that is participants produce
        more, in periods of
        optimism. Companies will take a chance on
        expansion, hiring, investing,
        in the hopes of capitalizing on the bright future.
        They tighten their belts,
        avoiding expansion, hiring, even postponing vital
        maintenance during
        pessimistic times. This is where the posture of
        government can have a
        huge impact. If government is friendly towards
        business, that is minimize
        tax on them, avoid oppressive regulation, etc.,
        things will warm up.

        In the last 4 years, Obama has been a wet blanket
        on any kind of business
        optimism, except for a few favored corporations.
        Mitt Romney as a
        business man himself, and as a Republican, is seen
        as one who would be
        friendly, and by doing nothing, would bring
        optimism to the economy.
        His jobs program is to leave business alone, to
        generate that expectation,
        as opposed to fueling a class war over the
        differences between the success
        of individuals.

        I'm sure you know all this, just had to put it
        down this AM. Thanks

        Dave











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        ----- Original Message -----
        From: Rick Blaine
        Sent: Sunday, September 30, 2012 5:37 PM
        Subject: Republican Job Creation Activity List


        You republicans need to grab a box of tissues.�
        And how exactly do you republicans intend to
        defend this record of non-achievement &
        obstruction?� WHERE are the jobs - republicans?�


        Republican Job Creation�
        During the 2010 mid-terms the GOP campaigned
        fiercely on the platform of job creation and, as a
        result of such promises, the GOP gained the
        majority in the House of Representatives. As new
        Speaker of the House, John Boehner made the
        welcome claim that the primary goal of the
        Republican Party was to increase employment in the
        U.S.�

        His exact words were:� "We're going to have a
        relentless focus on creating jobs."

        The following, therefore, is a list of
        legislation by the GOP beginning 2-10-2011, a list
        which I began purely for my own amusement. That it
        has reached its current imposing length without
        one anecdotal citation of new employment as a
        result of Republican legislation is simply
        shocking. Shame on these useless hypocrites.

        There are those who choose to place the blame
        for the relatively high rate of unemployment on
        Mr. Obama's shoulders, but keep in mind that it is
        the House that both enacts legislation and
        controls the governmental purse-strings, not the
        President. The American Recovery and Investment
        Act passed by the Democrats in 2009 no doubt aided
        the economy but it would have been more effective
        if the GOP hadn't limited much of it to more tax
        breaks for the rich.

        Update 6-18-2012: It's officially clear to
        everyone, even the foreign press, that the GOP
        will� do nothing to help the economy, betting that
        bad finanacial times will help Mitt Romney in the
        upcoming presidential elections. In addition,
        thinkprogress.com offers five ways the GOP has
        actively� sabotaged job growth.

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        Non-Job Creation Legislation of 2011


        1-7-2011:� Proposed to repeal the Health Care
        and Education Reconciliation Act of 2010.�
        (Obamacare)

        1-18-2011:� Proposal to limit mandatory printing
        of bills by the Government Priting Office for the
        use of the House or Senate.

        1-25-2011:� Voted to provide Capitol-flown flags
        for recipients of Medal of Honor and to extend the
        authorization of certain Small Business
        Administration programs... until May 31, 2011.

        1-25-2011:� Voted to "reduce Federal spending
        and cut the deficit" by terminating taxpayer
        financing of presidential campaigns and party
        conventions.

        2-8-2011:� Attempted to extend provisions of the
        USA PATRIOT Improvement and Reauthorization Act of
        2005.

        2-9-2011:� Named a courthouse in Yuma, Arizona
        and attempted to take back money allocated to the
        United Nations.

        2-15-2011:� Considered Defense appropriations.

        2-28-2011:� Votes to amend rules regarding
        litigation of Federal employees.

        3-2-2011:� Voted unanimously to extend Highway
        Authorization bill. Also voted to repeal reporting
        requirements for payments more than $600 to
        corporations.

        3-8-2011:� Passed bill to enhance roles of
        dentists in national disasters, and added
        veterinarians to the Public Health Service Act.
        Neither bill passed by the Senate.

        3-9-2011:� Passed bill to rescind the
        unobligated funding for the FHA Refinance Program
        and to terminate the program.

        3-14-2011:� The House agreed to put a statue of
        Gerald Ford in the State Capitol.

        3-15-2011:� THe House voted to give itself a
        two-week holiday from 3-18 to 3-29.

        3-16-2011:� The House voted to rescind the third
        round of funding for the Neighborhood
        Stabilization Program and to terminate the
        program.

        3-17-2011:� The House attempted to de-fund
        Public Radio, and voted down a bill to remove U.S.
        armed forces from Afghanistan.

        3-29-2011:� The House voted to alter taxation
        for the Airport and Airway Trust Fund.

        4-1-2011:� Approved defunct funding for� failed
        religious schools.

        4-6-2011:� Attempt to destroy Medicaid.

        4-8-2011:� Attempt to destroy Planned
        Parenthood.

        4-11-2011:� Planning on shutting down the
        government

        4-13-2011:� Attempt to destroy the EPA.

        4-15-2011:� Attempting to eliminate� financial
        counseling.�

        4-18-2011:� Passed a House budget that gives $4
        trillion in tax cuts to the rich.

        4-20-2011:� Spent $500,000 to discriminate
        against gays.

        4-22-2011:� Continued toadying for the rich.

        4-25-2011:� Pretending the deficit is to blame
        for� slow job growth.�

        4-27-2011:� De-funded� SETI. (ARGH!!!!!!!)

        4-29-2011:� Tried to kill Chrysler two years
        ago... which is now going to� pay back� all its
        government loans.

        5-2-2011:� The Judicial Branch of the GOP, the
        Supreme Court, votes 5-4 to� deny consumer
        class-action suits.

        5-4-2011:� Redefining rape. Yes, redefining
        rape.

        5-6-2011:� Pushing for� spending caps� tied to
        GDP. (That's a really, really REALLY bad idea.)

        5-9-2011:� Claimed credit for dropping oil
        prices because they� passed a bill.

        5-11-2011:� Refuse to� reduce oil subsidies.

        5-13-2011:� Stood helplessly and watched as�
        Senator John Ensign� made Bill Clinton look like a
        Carmelite nun.

        5-16-2011:� Attempt to retool Rep. Paul Ryan's�
        Medicare-killing bill.

        5-17-2011:� Prevented the raising of the federal
        debt limit. Let the catastrophic job loss begin.

        5-18-2011:� Watches� Rome burn� with their Wall
        Street pals.

        5-19-2011:� Filibustered bill to� repeal oil
        subsidies.�

        5-20-2011:� Rejected Goodwin Liu for judge
        simply because Mr. Obama nominated him.�

        5-23-2011:� Abortion. Abortion.� Abortion. As in
        "restrictions".

        5-27-2011:� Spent five hours� debating NPR, five
        minutes debating Afghanistan.

        5-27-2011:� GOP releases their jobs plan.�
        Hilarity ensues.

        5-30-2011:� Continue to hold the debt limit
        hostage in order to make more money for
        billionaires.

        6-1-2011:� Brought to the House floor a bill
        specifically blaming President Obama's 2012 budget
        for raising thestatutory debt limit� by $2.4
        trillion dollars, a budget the very same
        Republican-led Congress earlier passed.

        6-6-2011:� Pulled from the floor a Democratic
        resolution to� remove soldiers� from Libya,
        because it just might have passed.

        6-3-2011:� Conceived a plan to� replace three
        federal employees� with just one federal employee.
        Yes, they're now actually reducing jobs.

        6-9-2011:� Nothing. They did absolutely nothing
        to create jobs. Not a damn thing.

        6-13-2011:� Nothing, though they're jabbering a
        lot about privatizing Social Security. Again.
        Sigh.

        6-15-2011:� Attempts to cut billions from needy
        seniors and� hungry children� in order to raise
        the defense budget... again.�

        6-17-2011:� The GOP is� censoring Democratic
        congressional newsletters because they're using
        the GOP's own words to define the excremental Ryan
        Budget. Nice.�

        6-20-2011:� The GOP held a convention in New
        Orleans and hired an� Obama look-alike� to stand
        on stage and tell racist jokes. So +1 to the GOP
        for giving a man a job but -1,000,000 points for
        the kind of job it was.�

        6-22-2011:� I'm sad to report that the GOP
        didn't do a dang thing to create jobs today, but
        I'll give them credit for not using senior
        citizens for skeet shooting practice.�

        6-24-2011:� Yesterday the Democratic Congress
        stood up on its back legs and finally barked out
        what so many of us have been saying for the past
        six months--- that the Republican Congress is
        actively trying to� stall the economy. There, was
        that so harrrrrrrd?�

        6-27-2011:� The Republican Congress voted to
        raise the debt ceiling EIGHTEEN times for
        President Bush. Now the the GOP is holding
        collective their breaths and pitching fits,
        perfectly willing to cause world economic collapse
        just because that darned old spendthrift Obama
        wants to eliminate the corporate jet depreciation
        tax credit for their rich friends. Oy vey.

        6-29-2011:� Senator Ron Johnson (R-WI) spent $9
        million dollars of his own money in his race for a
        senate seat in 2010 but afterwards had his own
        company� pay him back� to the tune of $10 million
        in "deferred compensation". Is this illegal? Very
        probably, though it oddly resulted in one new
        American job: Senator Ron Johnson. So way to go,
        GOP! Only ten million more jobs to go.�

        7-1-2011:� The GOP is on vacation until the 7th
        of July, even though a world-altering problem with
        the debt ceiling is looming. But don't worry,
        Democratic Senator Harry Reid and his left-wing
        pals� are staying in Washington� to get some real
        work done.�

        7-4-2011:� The GOP was off for the 4th of July
        holidays.�

        7-6-2011:� No new jobs to speak of but the GOP
        is working diligently to keep their true
        constituency, Wall Street fat cats, rolling in
        simoleons by attempting to roll back the�
        financial reforms� passed last year.�

        7-8-2011:� Republican House Majority Leader Eric
        Cantor's� bright idea� is to close tax loop
        holes.... and then give the accumulated monies
        back to the rich in the form of reduced taxes.
        That's our little non-job-makers!�

        7-11-2011:� Speaker of the House John
        "Weepy-Boy" Boehner admits that not raising the
        debt limit� will cost jobs. Ahhh, that explains
        everything. Atta boy, GOP!�

        7-13-2011:� The GOP claims they passed 9 bills
        that would create 500,000 jobs. Except� they
        didn't� create jobs. They really, really didn't.�

        7-15-2011:� Finally. The GOP is doing some
        investigating, but it's not about Wall Street or
        Rupert Murdoch. The target in their cross hairs
        this time is <groan>� Planned Parenthood. Again.
        This is the official definition of insanity, you
        know.�

        7-18-2011:� Not only does the GOP continue to
        insist on slashing federal spending, which will
        cost jobs, jobs and more jobs, but now they want
        to� hack the Constitution.�

        7-20-2011:� Are you ready? The GOP today passed
        a bill that would "amend the Securities Act of
        1933 to specify when certain securities issued in
        connection with church plans are treated as
        exempted securities for purposes of that Act."
        Ooooh, I'm all a-tingle.�

        7-22-2011:� While� unemployment claims are
        rising� again the GOP is putting the screws to�
        small airports� in order to kill union labor.�

        7-25-2011:� Speaker of the House John Boehner
        walks out of a debt ceiling meeting because that
        mean old pwesident Obama wouldn't� knife his
        health care plan. Poor widdle John.�

        7-27-2011:� No new jobs but at least 4000
        workers have hit the bricks as a result of the
        GOP's jihad againstairport unions.�

        7-29-2011:� The GOP wasted the past two days on
        its version of a debt ceiling bill that even its
        own partywon't vote for. John Boehner is a
        miserable failure as both the Majority Leader and
        as a shepherd for these hard times.�

        8-1-2011:� The GOP breaks out the fiddles while
        the economy burns. The tune they favor is the
        "Screw The Poor and the Elderly" polka, and
        they're hitting the coda HARD.�

        8-3-2011:� The GOP is screwing everyone over by�
        refusing to fund the FAA. As a result, airlines
        owners are currently pocketing millions in taxes
        that should go to the government.

        8-5-2011:� GOOD NEWS! The GOP has a plan to
        create 300,000 jobs.... no, wait. That's�
        eliminate 300,000 jobs. Sorry.�

        8-8-2011:� The GOP is on vacation but their
        henchmen continue to usurp the voting process by
        sending outphony absentee ballots.

        8-10-2011:� The GOP is proposing something
        called the� REINS act� which essentially gets rid
        of safety inspectors. So less jobs and more poison
        in your children's food. It's win-win, uh,
        lose-lose, uh, whatever!

        8-12-2011:� Employees of Boeing� had their jobs
        illegally pulled out from underneath them. Guess
        which political party is doing their best to see
        that these employees don't have their day in
        court. Bingo!�

        8-15-2011:� Yayyyy! Republican Darrell Issa,
        Chairman of the House Oversight Committee (which
        investigates government corruption) is keeping his
        home district busy by securing millions of dollars
        for road and public works projects. I guess it was
        just a complete coincidence that most of the work
        is planned near propertiesMr. Issa owns. Uh-oh.

        8-17-2011:� Republicans Darrell Issa and Dennis
        Ross introduced a bill in July that would
        accelerate thedestruction of the USPS� and put all
        of its employees, hundreds of thousands of good
        Americans, out of work.�

        Damn Darrell Issa and damn Dennis Ross! Fuck 'em
        until their ancestors rise from the dead and beg
        forgiveness for ever having sired the malevolent
        little bastards.

        8-19-2011:� Hey, look! Good old Darrell Issa,
        Republican, has hired a guy named Peter Haller to
        help effect new regulations for banks, like
        Goldman Sachs. Unfortunately, Mr. Heller used to
        be called Peter Simonyi when he was a vice
        president for (wait for it) Goldman Sachs. Oh, you
        can bet you boots there's nothing underhanded
        about hiding behind another name. Not a thing.
        Nada. Zip. Zero.

        8-22-2011:� The GOP has a new job-creation
        plan... to have one rammed down their throats. You
        see, the Democrats want to include a� job-creation
        trigger� in the new Super Committee that will
        require the Republican Party to vote either for or
        against it. To vote against it would be, uhhh,
        dumb but I wouldn't put anything past our little
        conservative pals. Stay tuned.

        8-24-2011:� The GOP has been quiet on the job
        front lately so I have a request of Republican
        Presidential candidate Rick Perry...

        Re-invest in your� porno companies, Rick.�

        It doesn't have to be a large investment but at
        the very least you'd put a few porn stars back on
        the cock, uh, I mean clock. Heck, if you're lucky
        they might even name a new position after you, one
        that no doubt involves the same anal lube that
        keeps your hair in place.

        8-26-2011:� Hey! It's our old pal Darrell Issa
        again, and he's hired a very nice man named Kurt
        Bardella to work for him on the Oversight
        Committee... only it's the same Kurt Bardella he
        fired five months ago for� breach of trust. Guess
        this leopard found some really effective spot
        remover.

        8-29-2011:� Suppose you have a job but you need
        help with your mortgage. There's still $30 billion
        in theTroubled Asset Relief Program� but the GOP
        wants to re-route that money to the federal
        deficit. This means more people will lose their
        homes and perhaps become homeless. Eventually
        jobless. Nice work, GOP.

        8-31-2011:� When the GOP returns from vacation
        they plan on voting every week to gut every
        government regulation within arm's reach because,
        you know, "regulation costs jobs". What they
        refuse to acknowledge is that regulation has been
        proven to actually� create jobs.

        9-2-2011:� After unbridled "success" wrecking
        the economy once again with their "debt-ceiling"
        stunt House and Senate Republicans are starting to
        mumble about stalling the upcoming� Highway Bill,
        costing Americans almost 2 million jobs. (These
        bills have traditionally been passed by
        overwhelming margins.)�

        9-3-2011:� A recent� CNN poll� reveals that
        those who self-identify as Republicans would
        rather the president focus on jobs, not the
        deficit, by a margin of 54%-44%. So why has the
        Republican Party not proposed one, single jobs
        bill in nine months?�

        Because they're not Republicans!� They're shills
        for their corporate masters who they can't WAIT to
        get another Republican stooge in the White House
        so they can screw the American people all over
        again like they did from 2001-2009.

        9-5-2011:� The GOP is on a Labor Day break,
        which is sort of like atheists enjoying Christmas
        services with the Pope, so not much in terms of
        job creation is happening. For now, we'll just
        have to thank presidential candidate Mitt "Magic
        Underpants" Romney for hiring all of the workers
        who will be laboring to quadruple the size of his
        California� beachfront mansion.

        9-6-2011:� Michelle Bachmann� has a brilliant
        new answer for lots of high-paying jobs... slash
        the corporate tax rate to zero.... except
        corporate America is already paying an effective
        rate of zero. Even so, job creation is down the
        dumper. Back to the Etch-A-Sketch, Michelle.

        9-8-2011:� Presidential candidates Jon Huntsman,
        Mitt Romney, and Herman Cain have just announced
        their jobs programs. It's tax cuts for the rich,
        tax cuts for the rich, and tax cuts for the rich.
        Why didn't we think of this before?

        9-9-2011:� Rick Perry wants to kill Social
        Security. He also wants to eliminate the FDA, the
        FCC, the U.S. Post Office and just about all other
        federal employees except the military, the Supreme
        Court and himself. It's kind of a jobs plan if you
        long for 12th century feudalism.

        9-11-2011:� On Friday President Obama outlined a
        job's plan that is seen by economists as win-win.
        The Republican response to the program is to�
        whine about it.

        9-12-2011:� Not much governance today so I think
        I'll just make a little comparison... which two
        types of professions do you think result in more
        jobs? Wall Street commodity speculators, or
        educators? And which group do you think the GOP is
        doing its darndest to reduce in numbers?

        9-14-2011:� I gotta hand it to the GOP. In this
        bleak economy they've found a way to increase
        jobs... in hospital emergency rooms. What they're
        doing is trying to cut funding in the
        transportation bill for� bike paths and pedestrian
        walkways, thus ensuring more mayhem on our streets
        and guaranteed employment for EMT workers. It's
        pure gee-nyuss I tells ya!

        9-15-2011:� Today the GOP-led House� passed a
        bill� that would make it easier to fire union
        workers, union organizers, or simply move jobs
        overseas in order to bust a union. In essence, an
        anti-jobs bill.�

        9-16-2011:� The government has provided loans
        that help the auto industry create jobs, loans
        that helped keep the assembly of the Ford Focus
        and the Nissan Leaf right here on American soil.
        Republican Majority Leader� Eric Cantor plans� to
        strip half that money to repair damage from
        Hurricane Irene... in HIS district.

        9-16-2011:� President Obama is trying to� fast
        track job creation� for a company called
        LightSquared and Republicans are pissed, evidently
        because the owner of the company had the audacity
        to donate to the Democratic Party. He, uh, ahem,
        also donated equally to the Republican Party.

        9-19-2011:� Republican Majority Leader Eric
        Cantor is back with a pithy statement about Mr.
        Obama's jobs bill: "While an all or nothing
        approach might make sense to some communicators, I
        hope the President realizes it would be better to
        work together." This from a man whose stated job
        it is to say, and I quote, "No" to anything the
        president proposes. I hope he gets a painful boil
        on his uvula.

        9-21-2011:� The leaders of the Republican Party
        just sent a letter to the Federal Reserve saying
        "Keep unemployment high." Honestly, the letter
        says, in essence, "Hey, those guys out there in
        the ocean are drowning. Hide the life-preservers."

        9-23-2011:� Look! It's Darrell Issa, Republican
        chairman of the House Oversight Committee,
        creating jobs. He's stumping for a huge loan
        package on behalf of a company, Aptera, which
        makes electric cars. This is great news,
        especially for the green economy, although I
        wonder if Mr. Issa would be so ecstatic if the
        company in question wasn't a� major contributor�
        to his campaigns.�

        Oops.

        One more thing... the day after sending the
        glowing recommendation to the Energy Department
        Mr. Issa conducted a hearing entitled "How
        Obama���,��"�s Green Energy Agenda is Killing
        Jobs." Double-oops.

        9-26-2011:� The GOP is being suspiciously quiet
        so I want to take this opportunity to show you
        just how badly the Bush administration fucked-over
        the American people. Here's a chart of the GNP for
        this country over the past 60 years:



        See that massive drop in 2008, the only drop in
        over 60 years? That's the Bush administration
        shedding jobs in this country hand over fist, just
        so the GOP could have the corporate-owned media
        blame Mr. Obama.�

        As you can see the GNP has recovered and
        business in this country is doing fine but they're
        not hiring and they're not going to hire until Mr.
        Obama is gone. It's not enough for the Koch's of
        this world to reap� absurd profits. They want it
        all.

        9-30-2011:� Here's a novel way that the GOP
        creates fewer jobs; Refusing to� appoint federal
        judges. Only 62% of Mr. Obama's choice of judges
        (A record glacial pace) have been approved so far
        and some have had to undergo the process for over
        a year. As far as the GOP is concerned, the only
        good activist judge is a Republican-appointed
        activist judge.

        10-3-2011:� Does it come as a surprise to anyone
        that the GOP is trying to� slash job-training�
        programs?

        10-5-2011:� Today was the day the president's
        jobs' bill was introduced. It was blocked by not
        one, not two, but three� parliamentary roadblocks�
        by the GOP. They, of course, have the right to do
        that but the least the little bastards could do is
        create a jobs plan of their own as a counter-move.
        But they can't do that as it would expose them for
        the progress-blocking charlatans they are.

        10-7-2011:� The Republicans are thumping their
        chests in response to the President's jobs bill,
        hooting about the six jobs creation bills that
        they've passed and which are currently stalled in
        the Senate. But, y'see, there'sgood reason� for
        them to be stalled. As in, they don't create jobs.

        10-10-2011:� Here is what the GOP is trying to
        get you to believe: As long as the country
        continues to� shed jobs� it will eventually create
        jobs.

        The GOP isn't really that stupid and they don't
        think the public is really that stupid, they're
        just not going to do anything that might help the
        economy.

        10-12-2011:� Hey! Look at that! The GOP voted
        down President Obama's� jobs bill. Good thing they
        had another jobs bill of their own ready to....
        Oh, they didn't? Really? What a shock.

        10-14-2011:� The GOP wasted the day voting on a
        redundant anti-abortion bill that would doom
        pregnant women to a� horrible death. They took
        this purely symbolic vote just to waste more time.

        On the bright side, the GOP unveiled a� jobs
        bills... if by "jobs" you mean destroying the
        environment, excising unions, off-shoring jobs,
        and making the rich even richer. This bill,
        according to many, would actually result in the
        loss of existing jobs.

        I don't like imagery to get in the way of facts
        on this site but the following comic by� Matt
        Bors� was too beautifully on-target to keep to
        myself.



        10-17-2011:� Amtrak, for all its faults, carried
        a record number of riders last year, indicating an
        undeniable need for its service. Naturally, the
        GOP wants to� cut its funding� off at the knees,
        possibly resulting in killing it altogether. But
        who cares, right? Rich people don't ride public
        transportation.

        10-19-2011:� The House is on vacation this week
        so the Tea Party Nation is rising to the challenge
        of job-creation by, uh, demanding that� businesses
        stop hiring. In their constipated little minds
        they feel that this will teach President Obama a
        lesson for being a socialist, or a dictator,
        or.... something.

        10-21-2011:� The Washington Post is firmly in
        the Conservative pocket but even they came right
        out and called the Republican jobs bill
        "ludicrous" today. Oh, snap!

        10-24-2011:� The GOP is still on vacation but
        that doesn't stop Republican congressman Paul Ryan
        from rolling up his sleeves and trying to� cut
        Pell Grants. He thinks they're a scam even though
        he himself used government money to put himself
        through college. Thanks a heap, ya hypocrite.

        10-31-2011:� A new report revels that GOP
        "job-creating"� spending cuts� resulted in the
        loss of 370,000 jobs. Gosh, who'd-a-thunk?

        11-2-2011:� According to the AP the� Republican
        jobs plan� would create no jobs.

        So what does the GOP spend the day doing? They
        voted to reaffirm that "In God We Trust" is the
        national motto, just in case someone missed the
        point that they no longer give a crap about doing
        anything useful.

        11-4-2011:� Yay! It's a GOP jobs bill! No,
        wait... sorry, they're just� deregulating
        securities� and calling it a jobs bill. My
        mistake.

        11-7-2011:� While the GOP stood around with
        their thumbs up their rumps the Democrats
        introduced anunemployment extension bill.

        11-9-2011:� One of the first things the GOP did
        after gaining the House after the 2010 mid-terms
        was� change the schedule� so that they'd work
        fewer days, only 109 days the entire year. The
        average sucker (That's you!) works 258 days a
        year. The House will be in session only 16 more
        days the rest of the year. Now you know why
        nothing gets done.

        11-11-2011:� The so-called "Super Committee" is
        supposed to be trying to find ways to cut the
        deficit, but the Republicans on the Committee are
        only interested in making the� Bush tax cuts
        permanent, which would only hurt the economy. Nice
        going, ya pinheads.

        11-14-2011:� The House and Senate are on hiatus
        but presidential candidates Gingrich, Bachmann,
        and Perry want to, respectively, start a war
        against Iran, make America like China, and turn
        nuclear regulation over to the equivalent of
        McDonalds.

        11-16-2011:� The House is wasting your time
        pushing a bill that makes it even easier for
        people to� carry concealed weapons� from
        state-to-state. Can you say "Raw-Meat-Dog-
        Whistle?". Can you also say "Gabrielle Giffords?"

        11-18-2011:� The House is once again considering
        the "Balanced Budget Amendment", which sounds
        almost reasonable until you learn it could� cost
        millions of jobs. Oy vey.

        11-21-2011:� The Republican half of the
        Supercommittee refuses to give up the Bush tax
        cuts. As long as the 1% keeps raking in the dough
        everyone else will suffer, and the rich just LOVE
        that.

        11-23-2011:� Though Newt Gingrich couldn't be
        elected dog-catcher, much less Chief Executive,
        he's shedding light on the next Great Frontier in
        GOP job creation...� child labor. Yes, according
        to dear old Newt the little bastards have had it
        too easy all these years. That's nuclear
        class-warfare, folks.

        11-25-2011:� Rick Santorum, candidate for
        president, succinctly reminds us why the GOP isn't
        interested in creating jobs. It's because poor
        people are� supposed to suffer, and making people
        suffer is the Christian thing to do.

        11-28-2011:� Thanksgiving holiday. Lots of
        football and turkey, not so much job-creation. See
        you Wednesday, amigos.

        11-30-2011:� The House did nothing today except
        postpone votes on suspension bills. Atta boy, GOP!

        12-2-2011:� The GOP just killed the payroll tax
        roll-back, which means they just raised taxes on
        anyone who gets a paycheck. This also means more
        money out of the pockets of the Average Joe and
        fewer jobs as there's less money to go around.
        I'll bet Speaker Boehner is just crying his eyes
        out.

        12-5-2011:� The GOP's idea to pay for the
        payroll tax cut is to cut food stamps and
        unemployment benefits, pitching it as a way to
        punish people who make over a million dollars.� I
        kid you not.

        12-7-2011:� The GOP is wasting time gearing-up
        to oppose the nomination of� Richard Cordray� as
        head of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau,
        even though Mr. Cordray will probably be appointed
        during congressional recess.

        12-9-2011:� The U.S. Postal Service is going to
        cut� 28,000 jobs� because the Republican Party�
        passed a law� in 2006 requiring the PO to fund 75
        years of retiree benefits in just ten years.�

        It's times like these that I wish there really
        was a Hell so I could damn the Republican Party to
        it.

        12-12-2011:� Nearly 15% of workers are�
        projected to be unemployed� at some point in 2012.
        Way to keep that laser-like focus on jobs, GOP.

        12-14-2011:� The House spent the day passing a
        payroll tax-cut extension bill which, because it's
        packed to the gills with poison pills, has no
        chance of escaping the Senate alive. The little
        bastards knew it and passed the bill anyway just
        so they can say the Democrats vetoed a payroll
        tax-cut bill.

        12-16-2011:� Today the House wasted time
        debating the excremental� SOPA� bill, but it was
        ultimately tabled until the 16th of January. Call
        your congressman now and demand he oppose this
        wretched bit of legislation.

        12-19-2011:� The GOP is getting the hell out of
        Dodge for the holidays, but a quick accounting of
        their first year in charge of the House reveals
        they voted a record 191 times� against
        environmental protection laws. That's almost one
        vote for every day they were in session. Yuck!

        12-21-2011:� Today the House leadership rejected
        without vote a Payroll Tax Cut bill that the
        Senate and House would have overwhelmingly voted
        for. If you need any further proof that the only
        thing the GOP cares about is how badly it can ruin
        the economy, this is it.

        Wow. Just... wow.

        Addendum: House Democrats today tried to force
        an up-or-down vote on the Payroll Tax bill but the
        Republican Speaker Pro-Temp ignored them. When
        Democrats protested John Boehner had C-SPAN� cut
        the video� and audio feed of the proceedings. The
        video, however, can be� seen here.

        Double Wow.

        12-25-2011:� Our government is in recess for the
        holidays.

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        Non-Job Creation Legislation of 2012


        1-2-2012:� Congress will return to session on
        January 17th. They will work for six whole days
        this month. Must be nice. Don't expect much
        Federal job creation during this period.

        1-18-2012:� Here we GO!�

        On Tuesday, the 17th, the House selected a new
        as-yet-unnamed Sergeant-At-Arms. On the 18th the
        House will attempt and fail to vote down Mr.
        Obama's request for a debt increase. The House
        will then adjourn until Monday. No jobs were
        created.

        1-23-2012:� Not much today. Just a panel
        discussion on doing business with the military,
        plus some GOP shenanigans called the Legally
        Binding Budget Act of 2011. Simply put, it's an
        attempt to make the president culpable for lousy
        budgets. No jobs were created.

        1-25-2012:� Speaker of the House John Boehner
        claims that the GOP passed 30 jobs bills in the
        past session of Congress. Well, they passed 30
        "somethings" but they certainly had little to do
        with job creation. Follow the link and laugh.

        1-27-2012:� The House held hearings on Wednesday
        trying to cut retirement benefits for federal
        employees. They also redefined what an "aircraft"
        is. They then took Thursday off. No jobs were
        created.

        1-30-2012:� On Friday, the 27th, the House was
        in session for a whole four minutes.� No jobs
        were created.

        1-31-2012:� Today the House voted on a motion to
        consider the repeal of the CLASS Program, part of
        the Affordable Health Care Act aimed at helping
        low-income citizens get health care. It passed on
        party lines. Don't expect it to escape the Senate.
        No jobs were created.

        2-3-2012:� The House proposed a bill that keeps�
        welfare recipients� out of strip clubs, casinos,
        and liquor stores. The actual purpose of the bill
        was to have Democrats vote against it so that
        their Republican opponents can claim Democrats are
        FOR such nonsense. The bill passed 395-27 but it
        will die in the Senate, so ha-ha-ha, GOP. No jobs
        were created.

        2-6-2012:� Last week House Republicans� approved
        language� for debate on two bills that would gut
        Federal programs without having to pass specific
        legislation. This would, essentially, equal more
        tax cuts for big business.� No jobs were created.

        2-8-2012:� The consistent upward trend in
        employment numbers would seem to be an excellent
        time for the GOP to bask in glory as good
        shepherds of the economy. But even though they've
        done absolutely nothing to increase employment for
        the past year all they can do is� grumble� that
        "More should be done". For once, they're right. No
        jobs were created.

        2-10-2012:� House Republican's are watering down
        the� insider trading bill� so that Democrats will
        vote against it. Thus, come November, our GOP pals
        can say that Democrats are actually� for� insider
        trading. What more could we expect from these
        useless conservative sleazebags? No jobs were
        created.

        2-13-2012:� Today there will be exactly one
        hearing about "exploring all energy options." It
        should be called "exploring oil energy options."
        Meanwhile, Senate Republicans are trying to kill
        the� Violence Against Women Act.� No jobs were
        created.

        2-15-2012:� So which party has introduced "the
        most partisan" and "worst transportation bill�
        that Transportation Secretary Ray Lahood has seen
        in 35 years"? Go on... guess. (Hint: It wasn't the
        Democrats.) No jobs were created.

        2-17-2012:� The House will presumably vote on
        and pass the payroll tax extension today. Then
        they'll leave town for ten days in order to
        celebrate Presidents Day. Cushy gig.� No jobs were
        created.

        2-20-2012:� Congress is out this week on an
        extended Presidents Day vacation. Between now and
        April they're going to take four weeks off. Who
        the heck made this ridiculous schedule? (Hint: It
        was the majority party in the House. The idea
        being, I suppose, that the less Congress is in
        session, the less gets done.) No jobs were
        created.

        2-27-2012:� The Congressional Circus is back in
        action after a week off for President's Day, and
        today they'll be considering H.R. 4078, "The
        Regulatory Freeze of Jobs Act of 2012." It's worse
        than it sounds as its intent is "to provide that
        no agency may take any significant regulatory
        action until the unemployment rate is equal to or
        less than 6.0 percent." Cue the sad trombone
        sound. No jobs were created.

        2-29-2012:� The House failed to pass the�
        Research Works Act, which would have prohibited
        federal agencies from releasing the result of
        taxpayer-funded research. No jobs were created.

        3-2-2012:� Yesterday the House spent most of the
        day debating and passing the San Joaquin Valley
        Water Reliability Act. Meanwhile, in the Senate,
        Democrats, plus Olympia Snowe, fended off the
        execrable Blunt Amendment. In addition, Speaker
        Boehner vows to continue� contraception fight.
        Because it's all about jobs, right? No jobs were
        created.

        3-5-2012:� On Thursday, the 1st of March, the
        House unanimously voted to allow itself to give
        oral histories of the civil rights era, then
        condemned Iran for finding one of its citizens
        guilty of� apostasy. The House then took Friday
        off. No jobs were created.

        3-7-2012:� On Monday the House spent two whole
        hours naming two federal buildings and then
        adjourned. On Tuesday they shuffled paper all day
        regarding a Bureau of Reclamation bill involving
        hydropower development. No jobs were created.

        3-9-2012:� The House spent all day Thursday
        debating H.R. 3606, the "Jumpstart Our Business
        Startups (JOBS) Act". It is better known as the
        "Reopening American Capital Markets to Emerging
        Growth Companies Act". What it actually is, is a
        financial market deregulation bill. What it REALLY
        is, is a fake jobs bill. No jobs were created.

        3-12-2012:� Last Friday, March 9th, members of
        the House attended a hearing in Saranac Lake, NY,
        to discuss a farm bill. No jobs were created.
        Today, the House has scheduled a single hearing on
        (Are you ready?) "Explosion of Federal Regulations
        Threatening Jobs and Economic Survival in the
        West"... in Elko Nevada. DAMN those regulations!
        No jobs were created.

        3-14-2012:� The House is in� another� recess
        until Tuesday, the 20th of March. No jobs were
        created.

        3-19-2012:� The House is theoretically in
        session. They're back in Washington but nothing
        much is scheduled this week except for hearings.
        They might as well be painting their bedroom's
        black and listening to Led Zeppelin albums. No
        jobs were created.

        3-21-2012:� On Monday, the 19th, the House was
        called to order at 4PM. They then spent the next
        four hours arguing a bill that would allow Israeli
        nationals to receive nonimmigrant visas. No jobs
        were created.

        On Tuesday, the House convened at Noon. The GOP
        spent the balance of the day trying to� steal a
        Virginia park� to fence to their industrialist
        buddies. No jobs were created.

        3-23-2012:� For the past two days the House has
        been debating H.R. 5, the "HEALTH" bill, which is
        actually about tort reform. No jobs were created.�

        3-26-2012:� The House took last Friday off. No
        jobs were created.�

        3-28-2012:� The House debated FCC transparency,
        baby monitors, and a transportation bill but
        nothing of note passed. No jobs were created,
        either.�

        3-30-2012:� The House voted to end Medicare
        again but, thankfully, they signed a 90-day
        extension to the transportation bill. No jobs were
        created.�

        4-2-2012:� The House vacated the premises early
        last Friday and won't be back in session until the
        16th of April. No jobs will be created.�

        4-16-2012:� The House is back in session but
        it's mostly just nuts-and-bolts stuff this week.
        Although a vote on another corporate tax cut bill
        (H.R. 9) is in the offing.�

        4-18-2012:� The House voted down the Buffet
        Rule, awarded Lena Horne a posthumous
        Congressional Gold Medal, then argued the rest of
        the day about rules to "enhance" hunting, fishing,
        and shooting. No jobs were created.�

        4-20-2012:� The House passed "The Small Business
        Tax Cut Act" (H.R. 9) but they might as well have
        named the bill "Ponies For Everyone" because it�
        wasn't about small business, and it will never
        pass the Senate. No jobs were created today.�

        4-23-2012:� The House was in pro forma session
        to keep President Obama from assigning badly
        needed federal judges. No jobs were created.�

        4-25-2012:� The House spent the day dealing with
        the legislative version of cleaning their room. In
        this case it meant passing bills that dealt with
        adjustments to the boundaries of parklands, land
        swaps, and the like. No jobs or anything remotely
        like them were created.�

        4-27-2012:� The House pased a couple of
        suspension bills (The DATA Act and the Small
        Business Credit Availability Act). They also
        passed CISPA, which is distressing, but the prez
        has promised a veto. Looking forward to that. Oh,
        and no jobs were created.�

        4-30-2012:� On Friday the House approved a bill
        that lowers the interest on student loans, but
        tacked on a rider which guts the Health Care Act.
        It's designed to result in a presidential veto, at
        which point Republicans can claim that Mr. Obama
        doesn't care about higher education.�

        To which I say "Fuck these Republicans! Fuck
        these horrible, greedy, useless, poisonous bags of
        scum!"

        5-9-2012:� The House is back in session but they
        only passed a handful of suspension bills. No jobs
        were created.

        5-11-2012:� The GOP-led House passed several
        bills that denied the Obama administration funds
        to fight for progesssive issues.� Read the dismal
        details here. No jobs were created even though
        Speaker Boehner again claimed the GOP had a tight
        focus on jobs... when being� specifically asked�
        about why his party is passing so much anti-gay
        legislation. Fuck this guy. No jobs were created.

        5-14-2012:� Last Thursday the House passed the
        Sequestration Replacement Act, designed to fatten
        the Pentagon coffers at the expense of the elderly
        and the poor. It is destined to die in the Senate.
        No Jobs were created.

        5-16-2012:� The House was not in session on
        Monday, but on Tuesday the legislators busied
        themselves passing noncontroversial suspension
        bills. Ho-hum. No jobs were created, but you
        already knew that.

        5-18-2012:� The House passed a watered-down
        Violence Against Women Act. Basically, if you're
        an immigrant or a native American woman, you're
        fair game for any sadist. They'll pass a major
        defense funding bill tomorrow and then will take
        the next week off. No jobs were created.

        5-21-2012:� On Friday the House passed a bloated
        defense spending bill, even though they were
        obligated to cut defense spending as part of the
        Super Committee agreement. Not only did the new
        bill includediscriminitory language� it also
        included an amendment allowing the government to
        institute� propagandaagainst the American people.
        The president has vowed to veto this bill. No jobs
        were created unless you count the military
        contractors rolling in effluent streams of your
        tax dollars.

        5-23-2012:� Say it with me now: "The House is in
        recess until the 30th of May. Must be nice to have
        so many vacations. Oh, how I hate those indolent
        GOP swine."

        6-1-2012:� Another day, another abortion bill.
        This time the "Susan B. Anthony and Frederick
        Douglass Prenatal Nondiscrimination Act." Which
        was designed to stop abortions based on sex or
        race. Seriously. It failed to pass. Apart from
        that bit of nonsense the day was one long
        last-minute rush to pass bills that pay the
        government credit card. No jobs were created.

        6-4-2012:� Last Friday three Democratic (Hahn,
        Kaptur, Tonko) amendments to increase funding�
        for energy efficiency and renewable energy failed,
        while three Republican (Hultgren, Chaffetz,
        McClintock) amendments to reduce funding of energy
        efficiency and renewable energy also failed. No
        jobs were created.

        6-6-2012:� The House was not in session on
        Monday but on Tuesday it spent the day amending
        water and energy bills, mostly shuffling money
        from one account to another. It was not a job
        creating event.

        6-8-2012:� The House passed a bill to repeal a
        new exise tax on� medical devices. The GOP refers
        to this as a "jobs bill". Another waste of time as
        the Senate will not consider the bill. In the
        meantime the GOP is still losing its shit over�
        incandescent lightbulbs, voting to restrict
        funding for the application of energy-efficient
        lighting (The GOP evidently believes that CFL's
        are manufactured in Hell itself.) Job creation was
        not in evidence.

        6-11-2012:� On Friday the House voted to cut
        funding for� Open World Leadership Center, the�
        Congressional Research Service, and the�
        Washington Botanic Garden. But, on the bright
        side, they voted themselves funds to print some
        snazzy new pocket-sized editions of the U.S.
        Constitution to hand out to constituents. As
        always, no jobs were created.

        The House is in recess until the 18th of June.

        6-20-2012:� The past two days have seen nothing
        fancy from the House. Just a couple of suspension
        bills and some laws aimed at American Indians. No
        attempt was made to create jobs.

        6-22-2012:� The clusterfuck that is the
        Republican-led House of Representatives spent much
        time dawdling over the transportation bill, the
        only meaningful jobs bill under consideration.
        (Don't get your panties twisted about the "jobs"
        part of this bill. This same bill must be extended
        each and every year and the only time there's any
        opposition is when the president is black.) No
        jobs were created.

        6-25-2012:� The House adjourned on Friday, the
        22nd. No jobs were created.

        6-27-2012:� The House was pro forma on Monday
        but was in session until almost 11:30 Tuesday
        night. Nothing got done. They couldn't even agree
        to name four post offices. No jobs were created.

        6-29-2012:� On Thursday, the 28th, the House
        passed several Homeland Security bills, named a
        couple of post offices, and voted to hold U.S.
        Attorney General Eric Holder in contempt of....
        something, because the right-wing base is
        screaming for blood and they must be appeased. No
        jobs were created.

        7-2-2012:� On Friday, the 29th, the House
        grudgingly passed the Transportation Bill, which
        has never been a problem up until now, and�
        mortgaged the future� of college graduates. No
        jobs were created.

        The House is now adjourned until the 9th of
        July.

        7-11-2012:� The House spent the entire day
        Tuesday debating the repeal of the Affordable Care
        Act. This is the 33rd time in 18 months that
        they've tried this. According to the Congression
        Research Service these votes have cost the
        tax-payers� $50 million dollars. For the record,
        the House has voted on exactly one jobs bill in
        the same time period. No jobs were even remotely
        created.

        7-13-2012:� On Wednesday, the 11th, the House
        voted for repeal of the Affordable Care Act, then
        stopped to discuss golf.� I am not kidding. No
        jobs were created.

        7-16-2012:� Having failed to ACTUALLY repeal the
        Affordable Care Act the House took Friday the 13th
        off, 'cause it's SCAAAAARY. No jobs were created.

        7-18-2012:� The House was in recess on Monday
        the 16th. On the 17th it passed both a Department
        of State appropriations bill and the Insular Areas
        Act of 2011. (Insular areas are, generally
        speaking, small islands which the U.S. claims for
        itself.) No jobs were created.

        7-20-2012:� The House spent the 18th and 19th
        debating the massive Defense Appropriations Bill.
        No jobs were created.

        7-23-2012:� The House spent the Friday the 20th
        debating the massive Defense Appropriations Bill.
        No jobs were created.

        7-25-2012:� The House spent the 23th and 24th
        marking time until the August recess debating
        various suspension bills (requires a 2/3 vote),
        one of which prohibits the issuance of new
        regulations on business until the unemployment
        rate falls below 6%. Need I add which party
        authored such a nonsensical piece of tripe?

        7-27-2012:� On Wednesday the 25th the House
        voted to require a full audit of the Federal
        Reserve. On Thursday the 26th the House spent most
        of the day passing amendments for suspension
        bills, plus one whole hour to fix� one typo. No
        jobs were created.

        7-30-2012:� The House took last Friday, the
        27th, off because it was SUCH a tough week
        accomplishing nothing.

        8-1-2012:� The House was in recess Monday the
        30th. On the 31st they took votes on three bills.
        One was to reduce executive positions subject to
        Senate approval and one was to make tax
        delinquents ineligible for federal jobs. These
        were essentially job-reducing bills, so of course
        they both passed. The third was an anti-abortion
        bill. It failed. Negative jobs were created.

        8-3-2012:� On Wednesday, the 1st, the House
        passed a series of ho-hum suspension rules and
        eventually voted down a revision of the Bush tax
        cuts that would have only taxed earnings in excess
        of $250k.�

        On Thursday, the 2nd, the House passed a
        resolution that said the government should keep
        its grubby mitts off the internet.

        The House will now be in recess for the next
        five weeks. Maybe.�

        9-10-12 & 9-11-12: The House is finally back in
        session and the past two days have seen a flurry
        of voting on various bills, but they all ended on
        the same note:

        "Motion to reconsider laid on the table and
        Agreed to without objection."

        Meaning "Okay, we voted for this turkey but
        we're going to give it old skunk-eye once more
        before passing it along to the Senate."

        9-12-12:� The House passed bills to: extend the
        FISA Act, promote competitiveness in American
        manufacturing (don't get excited), and a land swap
        in Minnesota. No jobs were created.

        9-13-12:� The House passed nothing today, and
        for the first time in modern history, in the midst
        of a terrible drought, the House will not pass a
        Farm Bill. Not only have no jobs been created but
        our nation's farmers are going bankrupt. No jobs
        were created.

        9-14-12:� The House reauthorized the Federal
        Insecticide, Fungicide, and Rodenticide Act, then
        limited taxpayer exposure to a 2005 Energy Policy
        Act. No jobs were created.

        9-17&18-2012:� The House took the first two days
        of this week off, because they CAN. No jobs were
        created.

        9-19-12:� The House approved: funding for
        Colordo fish recovery, Mescalero Apache's right to
        lease water rights, passage of an Iranian
        boogey-man rule, meaningless lip music to Georgia
        (Asia), a pancreatic cancer initiative, astronauts
        right to retain personal artififacts, improved
        fiduciaries of veterans, donations by tax-payers
        to the IRS, freeing dead veterasn from educational
        debt, change in interest rates for the Small
        Business Act, the tracking of cross-border
        violence, aid to Burma, banned Chinese drywall,
        provisions for a National Pediatric Research
        Network, and the easing of rules to allow veterans
        to become EMTs. No jobs were created.

        9-20-2012:� The House approved:
        limiting the Secretary of the Interiors
        authority to issue regulations untils December of
        2012, plus several incomprehensible child welfare
        bills. No jobs were created.

        9-21-12:� The House approved the "Stop the War
        on Coal Act". I needn't remind you how pointlessly
        absurd this bill was. No jobs were created.

        9-24-12:� The House took the day off. No jobs
        were created.

        9-25-12:� The House played a little game called
        "Hmm, I wonder what they're doing in the Senate
        today?" Otherwise, bupkis. No jobs were created.

        9-26-12:� The House took the day off. No jobs
        were created.

        9-27-12:� The House took the day off. No jobs
        were created.


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        Sorry. No job creation here. In fact, if you
        want to really understand what the Republican
        Party is trying to tell you simply insert the
        phrase "corporate profits" every time they say
        "jobs".�

        I'll keep adding to this list until the
        Republican House does something to create jobs but
        I unhappily predict this is gonna be one lonnnnng
        list. After all, you don't get rid of a sitting
        president by helping the economy.


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        I went to San Francisco. I found someone's
        heart. Now what?

        Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were
        Catholic!

        If the world were a logical place, men would be
        the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.

        --bob & lou
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