April 1st Peak of Solar Cycle 24
- SOLAR MAX RESCHEDULED:
Impatient with the quiet sun, NASA researchers have rescheduled solar
The peak was due in 2012, but now it's going to happen this month.
"We've launched millions of dollars worth of spacecraft to study solar
activity, and what are we getting? Puny little A-flares and feeble old
sunspots," complained a high-ranking source at NASA headquarters.
"We need some real explosions! Rescheduling Solar Max should solve the
News of the shift was announced on April 1st.
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