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  • james barnwell
    Jim; Sounds like one HUGE Y2K disapointment..... Jim Barnwell ...
    Message 1 of 7 , Jan 2, 2000
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      Jim;
      Sounds like one HUGE Y2K disapointment.....
      Jim Barnwell

      --- Jim Yaworsky <yawors1@...> wrote:
      > In view of recent developments, the 41st Regiment of
      > Foot Military Living History Group (H.Q., Survival
      > Squad) offers the following supplies for sale, real
      > cheap:
      > 1) 2000 individual bottled liters of finest Canadian
      > Spring-Water;
      > 2) 800 liters of gasoline, packaged in individual
      > 4-liter plastic containers (due to recent visit by
      > Windsor Fire Marshal's office, this product is being
      > offered at a severe discount but must be removed
      > from Unit H.Q. fast...)
      > 3) 100 cases of canned baked beans;
      > 4) 6,000 rolls of double-ply toilet paper;
      > 5) 4 electric generators, with cattle prods set up
      > to run on their voltage;
      > 6) 60 100 meter rolls of finest-quality barbed wire;
      > 7) 10 well-fattened cattle (guarantied mad-cow
      > disease free);
      > 8) 5 Bren guns, 100,000 rounds of ammo;
      > 9) 100 cases of assorted brands of primo Canadian
      > beers. (Actually, forget that - we'll hold on to
      > this item until consumed within the Unit... should
      > last us well in to the summer...)
      >
      > Offers accepted on any of the above-items. Regiment
      > reserves the right to reject any offer.
      >
      > We are also looking for computer geeks to kick the
      > crap out of. As we still have plenty of gas at hand
      > in unit stores, we are willing to drive up to 250
      > kilometers for the pleasure...
      >
      > Regards,
      >
      > 41st R. of F.
      >
      >
      >
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    • james barnwell
      Jim; I will bet that the Beer goes quickly! Jim Barnwell ... ... __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Talk to your
      Message 2 of 7 , Jan 2, 2000
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        Jim;
        I will bet that the Beer goes quickly!
        Jim Barnwell

        --- Jim Yaworsky <yawors1@...> wrote:
        > In view of recent developments, the 41st Regiment of
        > Foot Military Living History Group (H.Q., Survival
        > Squad) offers the following supplies for sale, real
        > cheap:
        > 1) 2000 individual bottled liters of finest Canadian
        > Spring-Water;
        > 2) 800 liters of gasoline, packaged in individual
        > 4-liter plastic containers (due to recent visit by
        > Windsor Fire Marshal's office, this product is being
        > offered at a severe discount but must be removed
        > from Unit H.Q. fast...)
        > 3) 100 cases of canned baked beans;
        > 4) 6,000 rolls of double-ply toilet paper;
        > 5) 4 electric generators, with cattle prods set up
        > to run on their voltage;
        > 6) 60 100 meter rolls of finest-quality barbed wire;
        > 7) 10 well-fattened cattle (guarantied mad-cow
        > disease free);
        > 8) 5 Bren guns, 100,000 rounds of ammo;
        > 9) 100 cases of assorted brands of primo Canadian
        > beers. (Actually, forget that - we'll hold on to
        > this item until consumed within the Unit... should
        > last us well in to the summer...)
        >
        > Offers accepted on any of the above-items. Regiment
        > reserves the right to reject any offer.
        >
        > We are also looking for computer geeks to kick the
        > crap out of. As we still have plenty of gas at hand
        > in unit stores, we are willing to drive up to 250
        > kilometers for the pleasure...
        >
        > Regards,
        >
        > 41st R. of F.
        >
        >
        >
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        > The War of 1812: In Europe, thousands fought over
        > the fate of hundreds of square miles: in North
        > America, hundreds determined the fate of THOUSANDS
        > of square miles...
        >
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      • Larry Lozon
        From: james barnwell I will bet that the Beer goes quickly! ... _____________________________________ Hey we got BEER! ......... No body
        Message 3 of 7 , Jan 2, 2000
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          From: james barnwell <barnlll@...>

          I will bet that the Beer goes quickly!

          > 100 cases of assorted brands of primo Canadian
          > beers. (Actually, forget that - we'll hold on to
          > this item until consumed within the Unit... should
          > last us well in to the summer...)
          _____________________________________

          Hey we got BEER! ......... No body told me we got BEER!
          BEER! ........... Last till Summer ! ....... Yeah right!
          .....I only live an hour away! ......
          BEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer !
          Start the car Honey, we'ere goin' to Jim's !
        • Len Heidebrecht
          Hmmm, well I know a bunch of guys in C Coy 1Can Para who would be interested. Oh, did I mention that I m the Company Commander? -- ... HotBot - Search smarter.
          Message 4 of 7 , Jan 2, 2000
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            Hmmm, well I know a bunch of guys in C Coy 1Can Para who would be interested. Oh, did I mention that I'm the Company Commander?
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            On Sun, 2 Jan 2000 13:40:05 Jim Yaworsky wrote:
            >From: Jim Yaworsky <yawors1@...>
            >
            >In view of recent developments, the 41st Regiment of Foot Military Living History Group (H.Q., Survival Squad) offers the following supplies for sale, real cheap:

            >8) 5 Bren guns,


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          • Gary Stephens
            The normally very bright Mr. Yaworsky mentioned he had a few wee items for sale. At the risk putting his normally gentle nature to trial, I must admit I do
            Message 5 of 7 , Jan 3, 2000
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              The normally very bright Mr. Yaworsky mentioned he had a few wee
              items for sale. At the risk putting his normally gentle nature to trial, I
              must admit I do feel rather smug.<RBG>

              Giggle. Laugh. Run, duck, hide.

              Truth to tell, Gary and I missed the whole event. We were too busy
              yacking, laughing and enjoying some exceptional wine. Probably too much
              wine, in fact.

              >We are also looking for computer geeks to kick the crap out of. As we
              >still have plenty >of gas at hand in unit stores, we are willing to drive
              >up to 250 kilometers for the >pleasure...

              Oh dear. This conjures rather fascinating images. One aught to be
              careful in the midst of a resident writer. :-)

              Well, anyway, good luck with your fire sale.

              Lorina

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            • Craig Williams
              Hmmm, well I know a bunch of guys in C Coy 1Can Para who would be interested. Oh, did I mention that I m the Company Commander? You are?..How interesting!
              Message 6 of 7 , Jan 3, 2000
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                " Hmmm, well I know a bunch of guys in C Coy 1Can Para who would be
                interested. Oh, did I mention that I'm the Company Commander?"

                You are?..How interesting! You should give me a call as I would love to talk
                to you about the 1 Can Para!

                WoaMohammet!
                Craig
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