Whi we lykes the Dook
- I wanna says that I lykes the Dook of Wellyngton, becaus he don't mayk
me poolish nuttin, and becaus he's a cheep basturd who don't lyke to
pay for nuttin so he's kareful to makes shyr me an' my mates don't get
all shot up for nuttin. An, he usually ayranges so we kicks sum
froggie arse, wych me an my mates likes to do veri much!
So, bless the basturd, we all says.