My esteemed Ensign,
Indeed, you are the scion of sartorial splendor, a
willowy well-fount of wit and you've got a good tailor
I shall look forward to seeing you but fear if you
visit Engineer Dorian,you, but your bottles of port
may never be seen again!
Please don't forget, as you were "Bonded" at Chalmette
you are always welcome in the 7th INF mess. That
possum sure is good! Come up and have some.
Also Sgt. Major Lawrence 7th USI reminded me you
consumed all his Scotch while carrying messages
between the lines in January. He trusts you will be
generous in returning the libations which he shared
And, as you are attempting to "purchase" your way up
the ladder I may have an item of sartorial splendor
for sale that not even your Major or General may own!
If it has not been purchased before hand I would say
it would befit an individual such as yourself. One of
my brother American officers may be purchasing it, but
if he doesn't you are more than welcome to have a
go---unless your Major or General gets there first.
Your friendly Uncivilized b------d
In a message dated 9/25/2001 7:45:29 AM Pacific
> --- dave8365@... wrote:
I will most
> certainly be in attendance, along with at least 3
> bottles of fine port (as
> long as the airplane authorities don't interfere!)
> PS - Speaking of all that Rupert crap...Hey Major
> B...when can purchase my
Cottonbalers, By God!
visit our website at www.cottonbalers.lynchburg.net
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