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30) THE NEW DISCWORLD HOROSCOPE - FEB->MAR

Lesser Umbrage 19 Feb - 20 Mar

GUEST ASTROLOGER:
Simon, boy genius and specialist Technomancer (UU interdimensional)

For thousands of years, mankind has wondered how the stars affect us.
But has anybody considered whether we affect the stars? Oh, from
time to time a particularly energetic wizard or careless sourcerer
pulls a star down from the sky, but in fact even the rudest, most
non-magical person has a reciprocal affect on the stars: As Below,
So Above. The proof is obvious, so I shall only sketch it here.

Given Knuttt's Enormous Theorem, we can assume without loss of
generality that curl(Î´x|Î´y) is first order isomorphic to Î¨(Î») and
hence use Crowley's Interchangeable Lemma to prove that {Î",Ï} is
positive homogeneous, and therefore that the tensor product of Î© and
Langdon's delta is strongly chromatic. That naturally implies that
epsilon prime is malicious, in the thaumatic sense, and hence by way
of contradiction we can prove that Î´Q must be strong (modulo Ï)
and its octo-derivative is irreducible. Hence it is a simple matter
to derive Î´y{Q++} = [-j,i,Ï^^y] from Ogg's Incontinence Theorem,
giving us As Below, So Above. Q.E.D.

The consequences of this simple little proof are as astounding as the
proof was trivial. We're well accustomed to seeing the life and death
of the great princes (by which I include kings, emperors and wizards)
reflected in the stars. Is it not said that the fall of a star means
that a great king has died? But now that we can see that the lives
of even the meanest beggars are also reflected in the stars. So for
the milk-maids and labourers and cobblers out there, no star will
fall from the heavens if they have a bad day, but we can be sure
that the stars will not remain untouched by their passing.

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31) AND IT'S GOODBYE FOR ANOTHER MONTH

Huzzah! You made it all the way through the biggest WOSSNAME issue
ever! Now give yourselves a cookie.

Believe it or not, I had to leave quite a few items out this time --
but rest assured that everyone who sent me bits and bobs will get
published in the July issue. See you next month!

-- Annie Mac.

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