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    WOSSNAME -- SEPTEMBER 2006 -- PART 2 OF 5 ... oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 5) NULLAS ANXIETAS: AUSCON NEWS AUSDWCON MELMEET REPORT:
    Message 1 of 1 , Sep 28, 2006
      WOSSNAME -- SEPTEMBER 2006 -- PART 2 OF 5



      ...and survive!

      by Annie Mac

      A few days ago, Ben, Pat and Danny, the organisers of next year's
      official Australian Discworld Convention (AusDWcon) sent out a call
      for all interested parties to meet with them in Melbourne city centre
      for dinner and a chat. So Steven and I answered the call.
      Unfortunately, no-one else did -- but still, there were five of us.
      Apparently this was a new record: the last time they met, there were
      only four attendees!

      We agreed to meet in the horror that is Melbourne's Federation
      Square, otherwise known as Nightmare on Yarra Bank. Fed Square is
      well known to Mel's Bournians and despised by most of them; while
      its open plaza is rather pretty, the buildings that comprise the
      Square itself resemble nothing so much as a giant set of badly made
      child's play-blocks that were tossed down and abandoned in a fit of
      boredom. Or a building project designed by art students -- or by
      H.P. Lovecraft. Since We'd never met the three AusConners before,
      Danny said he would carry something Discworldish, probably a book.
      Which he did, but as it was a small paperback book and as there was
      some sort of colourful, noisy and crowded cultural festival going on
      there at the time, I managed to walk past them half a dozen times
      before noticing the tiny oblong flash of Josh Kirby artwork. I should
      have worn my cuddly Swamp Dragon draped around my shoulders!

      Our evening got off to a good start, though, as we discussed the
      entertainments around us and tried to determine whether they were
      Klatchian or Bhangbhangducese (I went for Klatch, on the basis of
      Nobby's Beti-the-exotic-dancer, but was outvoted by the others). We
      then repaired to the most prominent tourist-trap restaurant in the
      Square for an overpriced dinner featuring astonishingly bad wannabe
      Japanese tea (quite an unpleasant surprise, given that there are so
      many Auriental people in Mel's Bourne and so many places to get good
      Japanese tea!), and the Inquisition began. I asked endless questions
      about the DWcon -- how they'd come by deciding to host it, how they
      went about securing a venue, what was going to be on the schedule
      for that weekend, if there was going to be any Thud (there is) or
      costume contests (there are) or panel discussions (yes, though not
      all the panelists have been secured yet), if Pterry was actually
      going to be there or if it was just a wind-up (he will, and it isn't)
      -- and then went for the throat by making suggestions for how to
      make the event even more appealing, exciting and yadda yadda yadda.
      All of this was refreshingly well-received, and the bit about the
      Librarian and the cream pies and the tank of water were -- well, I
      can't give any of that away yet, but there may well be some very,
      very interesting and amusing things going on at the DWcon next
      February. Including a possible Weird Alive Lancrevic's Freestyle
      Discworld Karaoke event. Stay tuned...

      We also discussed the terrifying Breasts of Hania Ogg, and their
      effect on various members of the Pratchett family at signings here
      over the course of the past few years

      Eventually we headed our separate ways, with Steven and me walking
      Ben down part of the way to his train station. It was then that we
      discovered that Ben was the selfsame "perfect" Nobby Nobbs, "looks
      exactly right, even has the certificate proving he's a human an' all
      that" -- from the local Discworld costume parties -- that Hania has
      been telling us about for years! I can assure you on the evidence of
      my own eyes that Ben does not need a certificate to prove his
      membership in our species. In fact, he's a rather pleasant-looking
      feller...but yes, he still has his certificate.

      The AusDWcon organisers may not be professional convention-makers,
      but their hearts are in the right place (assuming there were no Igor
      interventions -- I trust them on this) and they deserve maximum
      support. So if you live in or near Victoria, Fourecks, or are
      willing and able to come up/down/across/around the houses to attend
      the convention, sign up for your ticket now! Let's send the message
      that Ecksians may be laid-back and beery, but we know how to welcome
      our favourite author to their shores again. The place to go is:


      Which reminds me, I owe them twenty-five bucks for my reserved
      ticket. Soon, soon, soon...

      by Mary x

      There will be a Manchester AFPmeet on Saturday the 7th of
      October, for anyone who reads the newsgroup and/or who joins
      in with #Afp - everyone welcome!

      This date is roughly 7 years since I attended my first MancAFPMeet,
      and indeed, my first ever AFPmeet. Other excuses for this meet are: to
      celebrate the arrival of a couple of new AFPers in Manchester (Harper and
      Nikki), because we've not had one in a while, and any other reasons you can
      think of!

      Do come and join us - ANYONE welcome who wants to meet up, drink, laugh,
      make new friends, eat and talk.

      Date: Saturday 7th October 2006

      Time: 3pm onwards, with eating (pub-food) planned around 6ish

      Location: The Pitcher and Piano, 31-33 Lower Mosley Street, Gt Bridgewater,
      Manchester, M2 3WS. It is right next to the Bridgewater hall in the centre
      of Manchester, easily accessible by bus, tram, train etc. See also:

      Directions: Please visit the website http://www.multimap.com/ and enter the
      postcode M2 3WS and hit 'find'. This will display a map showing roughly
      where it is. But landmarks to look out for are the Bridgewater hall and
      G-mex exhibition centre. There are steps/sloping paths down to the pub from
      the pebble-shaped sculpture in front of the Bridgewater hall (opposite

      The nearest station is probably Manchester Oxford Road Station (then walk
      from there up Oxford Road), but you can also easily walk there (or hop on a
      tram) from Manchester Piccadilly and Manchester Victoria. There is a tram
      stop at the Bridgewater hall (G-mex).

      The pub is also accessible by bus. The 84 stops outside, and many other
      buses stop at St Peter's square just a few yards away. The Manchester gmpte
      website has more bus info if needed, including a map of the bus routes. If
      you need more specific directions just ask.

      There are details of directions, local info etc on the multimap website, but
      please email me for more info if you need it: AFP@.... The pub and
      its toilets are all on one floor. And there is a lift, or alternatively a
      slope, down from the street to the pub, so it is all fully accessible I

      On arrival at the pub, you will recognise us by any of the following:
      - - sweeties and chocolate-covered stuff lying around.
      - - Fluffy toys are also welcome - The sillier the better.
      - - Pterry books, Con T-shirts and the like.

      Crash-space information: There are various local AFPers who may be willing
      to offer crash-space. Please email me if you would like to sleepover and I
      will see what I can organise for you - it might be at mine, at Darren's or
      Here I'll quote from Megamole's AFPmeet guide about crashing: If crashing,
      remember that in general all that is offered is a roof, the space (often
      shared with other AFPers) and perhaps tea and toast in the morning. So bring
      your own sleeping bag/bedding, toothbrush, and be nice to the room.

      Eating: As I said, we'll aim to eat about 6ish, in the pub. If you have any
      bizarre dietary needs just let me know and I will find out if the pub can
      cater for them. I know that they have vegetarian options on their menu, and
      can cater for gluten/wheat-free diets.

      I think that covers everything!

      Trying to find us? Take my mobile number with you: 07751 696 055

      Look forward to seeing you all there, and hopefully meeting some new people.


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      -- Cap'n Hector <me@...>


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      If you did not get all 5 parts, write: jschaum111@...

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