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July 2000 Part II

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  • Jason Parlevliet
    REVIEWS: 8) DISCWORLD NOIR ON PLAYSTATION. Review of Discworld Noir from the Herald-Sun (Australian Newspaper), Wednesday July 12, 2000 ( Connect 5 , TV and
    Message 1 of 1 , Jul 23, 2000


      Review of "Discworld Noir" from the Herald-Sun (Australian Newspaper),
      Wednesday July 12, 2000 ("Connect 5", TV and entertainment liftout).

      System: Playstation
      Supplier: Ozisoft
      Price: Around $80
      Rating Two stars (out of five)
      Reviewer: John Amendall

      The game starts with you waking up from the dead.

      But in Ankh-Morpork, the capital of Discworld made famous in the
      bestselling series by author Terry Pratchett, that is not a hurdle in
      playing this detective adventure.

      As Lewton, a wise-cracking gumshoe, you must help an intriguing femme
      fatale called Carlotta. But be warned: she is not what she seems.

      She presents you with what appears to be an easy missing-person's case.

      Of course, in classic noir fashion, it leads to another with various
      weird and dark people to interact with along the way.

      I enjoyed playing private eye. The game looks great with rich, shadowy
      backgrounds, but small objects which you need to find are obscured.
      Miss spotting one of these clues and you'll find yourself revisiting the
      same sites. So look carefully, otherwise progress will be slow.

      You move through the story by interacting with other characters,
      refering to your notebook and bag of clues for inspiration for

      Your pointer is a torch beam - right click on an object or character and
      Lewton describes what he's looking at; left click and he tries to
      collect it or interact with it.

      A quick mind rather than a smoking gun is your only help. Patience
      helps, too.

      Steven D'Aprano (Australia).

      LETTERS :

      9) RATS IN THE NEWS.

      1. Apparently, rat was served as a main dish during the SURVIVOR show.

      2. According to a recent article, New York City is being inundated with
      rats (budget cuts, etc.).
      Anybody thinking "Rat onna stick! With ketchup!"?
      Oh, Mr. Dibbler, where are you when we need you?

      Jean Lamb, tlambs1138@... (USA)

      10) "zombiegod" <zombiegod@...> wants to know :

      I have a question for the group how does one if they desire, aquire the
      english pratchett items if they live in the usa, such as the

      Well, Jay, Joe informs me that paid-up Gofad members can order through
      him. Have a look at 'Ordering Stuff' in the Business section towards
      the end of this Wossname which has info on joining GOFAD, how to order
      stuff, and just a sample of the myriad delights that can be had in this
      way. If it's all too much, email Joe - JSCHAUM111@... and he can
      explain it in more detail
      - Jase (Wossname's Mr. Ed)


      Adapted for the stage by Stephen Briggs

      Invite a vampire into your home and you're asking for trouble! Invite an
      entire vampire clan to your baby's christening and you'd better serve
      garlic as the entree!

      Something stranger than normal is afoot in Lancre, deep in the heart of
      The Discworld. There's a new heir to the throne and guests have gathered
      from far and wide to attend the christening. However some bright spark
      invited the De Magpyrs - a family of new age vampires with a taste for
      garlic and fancy waistcoats, set on a feeding frenzy with baby Esmeralda
      for dessert!

      With a witch for a mother and Nanny Ogg on your side, the odds should be
      in your favour. But when garlic and holy water don't work, who ya gonna
      call? Cue Granny Weatherwax (crone of all crones and witch
      extra-ordinaire). Only Granny has disappeared, sending the witches'
      coven into disarray. Perdita X Nitt (the newest addition to the coven)
      is attracting a little too
      much attention from Vladymyr De Magpyr. Magrat, Queen of Lancre and yet
      another witch, is finding it a little tricky juggling motherhood and
      witchcraft. And Nanny - well she's just Nanny! All this spells trouble
      for Lancre. BIG trouble!

      Will Perdita feel the passionate nip of a vampire kiss? Is this the end
      of Granny Weatherwax? And why can't vampires just stick to the rules?

      It's all out war as the witches take on the vampires in The Purple
      Theatre Company's fourth foray into the Discworld!

      Carpe Jugulum is showing from Wednesday 6th to Saturday 9th December at
      the Compass Theatre in Ickenham, Middlesex. The show starts at 8pm, with
      a matinee on the Saturday at 3pm! Tickets are priced at 7.50, with
      concessions of 6.50 available for the
      Wednesday, Thursday and the matinee performances.

      For tickets, please call 07050 605081 or e-mail

      The Purple Theatre Company is an amateur group. The show is performed by
      arrangement with Samuel French.



      Your friendly KFL headquarters here in Miami can order stuff for you via
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      Joseph Schaumburger
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      Convert prices at US$ = 1.7 times the price in English pounds. (Don't
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      ORDER FORM (other items also available - just ask)

      All prices are in US dollars and include shipping. Please contact Joe
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      (an encyclopedia of Discworld info)
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      and the UU crest on p.228.)
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      New Terry Pratchett books can be ordered through this service, but can
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      ( ) $37.00 CD of Discworld 2 computer game
      ( ) $16.00 Scripts of Discworld plays (Title: ?)
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