July 2000 Part II
8) DISCWORLD NOIR ON PLAYSTATION.
Review of "Discworld Noir" from the Herald-Sun (Australian Newspaper),
Wednesday July 12, 2000 ("Connect 5", TV and entertainment liftout).
Price: Around $80
Rating Two stars (out of five)
Reviewer: John Amendall
The game starts with you waking up from the dead.
But in Ankh-Morpork, the capital of Discworld made famous in the
bestselling series by author Terry Pratchett, that is not a hurdle in
playing this detective adventure.
As Lewton, a wise-cracking gumshoe, you must help an intriguing femme
fatale called Carlotta. But be warned: she is not what she seems.
She presents you with what appears to be an easy missing-person's case.
Of course, in classic noir fashion, it leads to another with various
weird and dark people to interact with along the way.
I enjoyed playing private eye. The game looks great with rich, shadowy
backgrounds, but small objects which you need to find are obscured.
Miss spotting one of these clues and you'll find yourself revisiting the
same sites. So look carefully, otherwise progress will be slow.
You move through the story by interacting with other characters,
refering to your notebook and bag of clues for inspiration for
Your pointer is a torch beam - right click on an object or character and
Lewton describes what he's looking at; left click and he tries to
collect it or interact with it.
A quick mind rather than a smoking gun is your only help. Patience
Steven D'Aprano (Australia).
9) RATS IN THE NEWS.
1. Apparently, rat was served as a main dish during the SURVIVOR show.
2. According to a recent article, New York City is being inundated with
rats (budget cuts, etc.).
Anybody thinking "Rat onna stick! With ketchup!"?
Oh, Mr. Dibbler, where are you when we need you?
Jean Lamb, tlambs1138@... (USA)
10) "zombiegod" <zombiegod@...> wants to know :
I have a question for the group how does one if they desire, aquire the
english pratchett items if they live in the usa, such as the
Well, Jay, Joe informs me that paid-up Gofad members can order through
him. Have a look at 'Ordering Stuff' in the Business section towards
the end of this Wossname which has info on joining GOFAD, how to order
stuff, and just a sample of the myriad delights that can be had in this
way. If it's all too much, email Joe - JSCHAUM111@... and he can
explain it in more detail
- Jase (Wossname's Mr. Ed)
11) TERRY PRATCHETT'S:
Adapted for the stage by Stephen Briggs
Invite a vampire into your home and you're asking for trouble! Invite an
entire vampire clan to your baby's christening and you'd better serve
garlic as the entree!
Something stranger than normal is afoot in Lancre, deep in the heart of
The Discworld. There's a new heir to the throne and guests have gathered
from far and wide to attend the christening. However some bright spark
invited the De Magpyrs - a family of new age vampires with a taste for
garlic and fancy waistcoats, set on a feeding frenzy with baby Esmeralda
With a witch for a mother and Nanny Ogg on your side, the odds should be
in your favour. But when garlic and holy water don't work, who ya gonna
call? Cue Granny Weatherwax (crone of all crones and witch
extra-ordinaire). Only Granny has disappeared, sending the witches'
coven into disarray. Perdita X Nitt (the newest addition to the coven)
is attracting a little too
much attention from Vladymyr De Magpyr. Magrat, Queen of Lancre and yet
another witch, is finding it a little tricky juggling motherhood and
witchcraft. And Nanny - well she's just Nanny! All this spells trouble
for Lancre. BIG trouble!
Will Perdita feel the passionate nip of a vampire kiss? Is this the end
of Granny Weatherwax? And why can't vampires just stick to the rules?
It's all out war as the witches take on the vampires in The Purple
Theatre Company's fourth foray into the Discworld!
Carpe Jugulum is showing from Wednesday 6th to Saturday 9th December at
the Compass Theatre in Ickenham, Middlesex. The show starts at 8pm, with
a matinee on the Saturday at 3pm! Tickets are priced at 7.50, with
concessions of 6.50 available for the
Wednesday, Thursday and the matinee performances.
For tickets, please call 07050 605081 or e-mail
The Purple Theatre Company is an amateur group. The show is performed by
arrangement with Samuel French.
12) ORDERING STUFF IN THE US
Your friendly KFL headquarters here in Miami can order stuff for you via
our GOFAD connection in the UK, using US$. Write to me and send a check
in US$ to:
18205 SW 94th Avenue
Miami, FL 33157
Convert prices at US$ = 1.7 times the price in English pounds. (Don't
forget to allow about $4.00 for postage and I will have our UK agent buy
the book or item and send it to you by airmail. If you're not sure of
the price, just e-mail me, JSCHAUM111@... and I'll work it out for
you. Here's a sampling of what you can get:
PLEASE NOTE THAT THESE ITEMS ARE AVAILABLE ONLY TO PAID-UP GOFAD
MEMBERS, as they must be ordered through us and then sent to world hqs
in England. To join GOFAD, use the form below.
( ) I would also like to join GOFAD, the worldwide Terry Pratchett
club and am enclosing my check or money order in the amount of US$ 26,
payable to JOSEPH SCHAUMBURGER. I understand I will receive a
membership packet from club hqs in England with the items mentioned
ORDER FORM (other items also available - just ask)
All prices are in US dollars and include shipping. Please contact Joe
Schaumburger for equivalent prices in your national currency. Do not
( ) $13.00 THE DISCWORLD COMPANION
(an encyclopedia of Discworld info)
( ) $14.00 JINGO
( ) $23.00 CITY WATCH T-SHIRT featuring the new Watch badge,
drawn by Paul Kidby and and printed in blue on a
black t-shirt, L or XL only. On the back, the City
Watch motto in blue:
FABRICATI DIEM PVNC. (Make My Day, Punk)
( ) $23.00 UNSEEN UNIVERSITY T-SHIRT
The UU crest printed in navy blue with the legend
'Unseen University'n a white t-shirt, L or XL .
(There are drawings of the two crests in The
Discworld Companion, the Watch crest on p. 248,
and the UU crest on p.228.)
( ) $18.00 T-SHIRT - "A Dragon is for Life etc."
4 colors, front & back (Also available to
non-GOFAD members of NADS for $21.00) (Size: ?)
( ) $13.00 Unseen University Diplomas
( ) $40.00 Unseen University scarf
( ) $16.00 Discworld Mapp
( ) $18.00 Ankh Morpork Mapp
( ) $18.00 A Tourist Guide to Lancre
New Terry Pratchett books can be ordered through this service, but can
also be obtained via amazon.com or amazon.com.uk Older titles are
available through the US Science Fiction Book Club at sfbc.com at a
considerable discount if you join the SFBC.
( ) $37.00 CD of Discworld 2 computer game
( ) $16.00 Scripts of Discworld plays (Title: ?)
( ) $22.25 Ankh-Morporkh City Watch Diary
Send all orders to: Joseph Schaumburger
18205 SW 94th Avenue
Miami, FL 33157
Make all checks and money orders payable to:
Joseph Schaumburger, in US$.
Please do not send cash. Please send any queries to JSCHAUM111@...
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