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  • Steve Toth
    AIRPLANE RIDES When I was a kid I invented something I called an airplane ride Lying on my back on the lawn I would pull up my bent legs knees to chest & place
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      AIRPLANE RIDES

      When I was a kid
      I invented something
      I called an airplane ride
      Lying on my back
      on the lawn
      I would pull up my bent legs
      knees to chest
      & place my shoes together

      Another kid would then sit
      on the bottoms of my shoes
      Then after a quick countdown:
      Three! Two! One! Blast-off!
      I would launch them
      as high & as far as I could
      Word spread & soon
      it seemed everybody wanted one

      But airplane rides
      became too popular
      The demand was starting
      to wear me out
      So I limited them in the future
      to three rides a day apiece
      but they talked me into five
      with do overs for bum trips

      None of the other kids
      had strong enough legs
      so I never received an airplane ride
      Though a couple of them tried

      Steve Toth
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