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Twenty-First Century Poet ~ The Object of Every Woman's Desire

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  • William Burns
    Twenty-First Century Poet The Object of Every Woman s Desire And this piece is titled The Object of Every Woman s Desire Circa the early twenty-first century
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      Twenty-First Century Poet
      The Object of Every Woman's Desire

      And this piece is titled
      "The Object of Every Woman's Desire"
      Circa the early twenty-first century
      The ‘poet’ of our little exhibit

      Please note the complete lack
      of upper body strength
      The scruffy beard and the fashionably
      unfashionable eye wear
      The complete disregard for personal hygiene
      Definitely early 21st

      See how he extracts hardcopy poetry
      from his orifice . . .
      Now here’s my personal favorite . . .
      The instruction manual:

      “Make friends
      influence people
      and move in much higher social circles.”
      Here it tells you how to eat
      Sleep
      Properly use the bathroom

      Here it reveals the ultimate
      Timeless questions
      “What is going on inside her mind?!”
      “Why does it seem men and women are speaking two different languages?”
      “How can you become more attractive to women?”

      “Poetry!”

      “With this simple custom designed poetry mouth
      You can expel the poetry
      That will win you the love of a good woman
      And the respect of your fellow men.”

      “Not a book
      Not a DVD
      This is an actual biomedical implant
      that requires no batteries.”

      (A Steal at $69)
      Just $21 ~ but you must order now
      In addition you can also receive the amazing new book
      "1001 Ways To Get Poetry to Come Out of Your Mouth"
      (A value of $74 if you sign up immediately)

      "You too can be ~ The Object of Every Woman's Desire"
      (Operators are on duty)



      Quixotic as ever

      William C. Burns, Jr.
      matrix437@...


      Be careful of the questions you ask
      you might just get the real answer
      Be careful of the wishes you make
      they might just come to pass . . .
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