Twenty-First Century Poet ~ The Object of Every Woman's Desire
- Twenty-First Century Poet
The Object of Every Woman's Desire
And this piece is titled
"The Object of Every Woman's Desire"
Circa the early twenty-first century
The ‘poet’ of our little exhibit
Please note the complete lack
of upper body strength
The scruffy beard and the fashionably
unfashionable eye wear
The complete disregard for personal hygiene
Definitely early 21st
See how he extracts hardcopy poetry
from his orifice . . .
Now here’s my personal favorite . . .
The instruction manual:
and move in much higher social circles.”
Here it tells you how to eat
Properly use the bathroom
Here it reveals the ultimate
“What is going on inside her mind?!”
“Why does it seem men and women are speaking two different languages?”
“How can you become more attractive to women?”
“With this simple custom designed poetry mouth
You can expel the poetry
That will win you the love of a good woman
And the respect of your fellow men.”
“Not a book
Not a DVD
This is an actual biomedical implant
that requires no batteries.”
(A Steal at $69)
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In addition you can also receive the amazing new book
"1001 Ways To Get Poetry to Come Out of Your Mouth"
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"You too can be ~ The Object of Every Woman's Desire"
(Operators are on duty)
Quixotic as ever
William C. Burns, Jr.
Be careful of the questions you ask
you might just get the real answer
Be careful of the wishes you make
they might just come to pass . . .