'Thought & Humor' - ...by Dr. Howdy - 2 new articles - 10.2.6
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...by Dr. Howdy" - 2 new articles
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First Published In Last Century - July 26,1997
Thought For The OPEN Mind - Humor From American Culture
If you stop believing what your professor told you had to be trueand if you start thinking for yourself you may come to someconclusions you hadn't expected. You may find the Bible makesmore sense than you thought or were told to think. Allow yourselfto be ruined, ruined with regard to what you always thought couldbe true. Can you believe what you don't understand? You and Ibelieve everyday what we don't understand unless it comes tothe issue of salvation. - - - Dr. Woodrow KrollThere is simply no historic foundation for the position that theFramers intended to build the 'wall of separation' that wasconstitutionalized in Everson. The 'wall of separation be-tween church and state' is a metaphor based on bad history,a metaphor which has proved useless as a guide to judging.It should be frankly and explicitly abandoned.- - - Chief Justice of the US Supreme Court, William RehnquistIn 1796 the US Supreme Court issued this ruling, "By our formof government, the Christian religion is the established religion,and all sects and denominations of Christians are placed onequal footing." Some 57 years later, after Congress waspetitioned to separate Christian principles from government,in 1853 the House Judiciary Committee issued their formal
report, including these words: "In this age there is no substitutefor Christianity. This was the religion of the founders of the republic,and they expected it to be the religion of their dependents. Thegreat vital, conservative elements in our system is the belief ofour people in the pure doctrines and divine truths of the gospelof Jesus Christ." - - - Dr. Gerald Beavan"It is the duty of nations, as well as of men, to owntheir dependence upon the overruling power of Godand to recognize the sublime truth announced in theHoly Scriptures and proven by all history, that thosenations only are blessed whose God is the Lord."-- President Abraham Lincoln
Trust in yourself and you are doomed to disappointment;
trust in money and you may have it taken from you;
but trust in God, and you are never to be confounded in
time or eternity. - D.L. MoodyFaith and love are apt to be spasmodic in the best of minds.
Men and women live on the brink of mysteries and harmonies
into which they never enter and with their hand on the doorlatch
they die outside. GK Chesterton
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===============I am trying here to prevent anyone from saying the really
foolish thing that people often say about Him [Jesus Christ]:
"I'm ready to accept Jesus as a great moral teacher, but I
don't accept His claim to be God."
That is the one thing we must not say. A man who was
merely a man and said the sort of things Jesus said would
not be a great moral teacher. He would either be a lunatic --
on a level with a man who says he is a poached egg --
or else he would be the Devil of Hell.
You must make your choice. Either this Man was, and is,
the Son of God, or else a madman or something worse ....
You can shut Him up for fool, you can spit at Him and kill
Him as a demon; or you can fall at His feet and call Him
Lord and God. But let us not come up with any patronizing
nonsense about His being a great human teacher. He has
not left that option open to us. He did not intend to.
-- From Case for Christianity, by C.S. Lewis"Let every student be plainly instructed and earnestly pressed to considerwell the main end of his life and studies is to know God and Jesus Christwhich is eternal life (John 17:3)."- - - The Laws and Statutes of Harvard College in 1643
"All scholars shall live religious, godly, and blameless lives accordingto the rules of God's Word, diligently reading the Holy Scriptures, thefountain of light and truth; and constantly attend upon all the dutiesof religion, both in public and secret."- - - Two central requirements in Yale College 1745 charter
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God designed humans to want to believe in something.That's the image of God that is in us. But as G. K.Chesterton famously put it, when we reject the Godof the Bible, we don't believe in nothing; we believein everything -- including Little Green Men.- - Chuck ColsonDear Howdy,Thank you for your simply addicting newsletter...it's truly a candidatefor the 8th wonder of the world and 1st candidate for the cyber-world...it just keeps blooming with more of what I need and, I think, what weall need...please keep up the great works!!!Type atcha later...God bless you,Phil HWIDear Howdy, Indeed I am a faithful Tarheel*, having both
MA and Ph.D. from their fine chemistry department.
But that doesn't keep me from getting a great kick out
of the humor propagated by what appears to me to be
a pack of wolves!!**
SERIOUSLY, THE HUMOR IS GREAT FUN BUT MY
MAIN ATTRACTION WAS TO THE CONSERVATIVE
MORAL AND POLITICAL STANCE THAT SEEMED
TO CHARACTERIZE THE FIRST ISSUE I SAW.
INCIDENTALLY (HE SAYS ACCIDENTALLY!), it was
sent to me by a friend, so I really didn't "hear about
you" at all, and still haven't. All I know is what has
come in the two issues of the Newsletter I haveseen. The best to you.
*Another name for UNC.
** UNC's archrival - NCSU.===============Board of Advisors for 'Thought & Humor':Did you know that 'Thought & Humor' has a distinguished Board of Advisorsthat are designed to be a cross section demographically of our readership as faras age, location, gender, marital status, education & occupation are concerned???Bill - 50's - FL - Computer Operator for 911 System, V.P. - ArchivesBrenda - 50's - TX - University Administor, MarriedCaroline - 20's - FL - Married, University StudentDavid - 50's - NJ - Businessman, MarriedDoug - 50's - TN - President of 501(c)(3) Corp, MarriedEllen - 20's - NJ - University StudentEmily - 30's - TN - Banker, MarriedJanet - 40's - MI - Married, Former Missionary to Arab CountryJerry - 80's - CA - Retired Theology Professor, Lobbyist, AuthorJill - 50's - MN - Restaurant Owner, MarriedJim - 40's - NM - Businessman, MarriedJohn - 50's - Peru - Pastor, MarriedKatie - 20's - NC - Teacher, Married to UNC Med StudentLaura - 30's - NY - English TeacherLisa - 40's - TN - Secretary, MarriedMarie - 60's - South Africa - Entrepreneur, PoliticianMamie - 20's - GA - Elementary TeacherMilton - 19 - GA - College StudentPhil - 50's WI - HandicappedRob - 20's - NY - University Administor, MarriedRuth - 50's - CA - Real Estate, Involved in Spanish MinistrySarah - 20's - NC - UNC Student, MarriedShirl - 60's - CO - Finance Manager - Married to MinisterSteve - 40's - TX - Married, Computer Hardware DesignWanda - 40's - Asia - Married - Communist CountryAdvisory meetings are held weekly via the internetand none receive monetary/pecuniary compensationfor their extensive/capacious/voluminous expertise.
"I believe the Bible is the best gift God has ever given to man.
All the good from the Savior of the world is communicated to
us through this book." -- President Abraham Lincoln
"For we must consider that we shall be as a City upon a hill.
The eyes of all people are upon us. So that if we shall deal
falsely with our God in this work we have undertaken, and
so cause Him to withdraw his present help from us, we
shall be made a story and a byword throughout the world."
--John Winthrop, Governor of the Massachusetts Bay Colony, 1630"It is impossible to rightly govern the world without God andthe Bible." - President George Washington
"The Bible is no mere book, but a Living Creature, with apower that conquers all that oppose it." - Napoleon
"That Book accounts for the supremacy of England."- Queen Victoria
"If there is anything in my thought or style to commend ,the credit is due my parents for instilling in me an earlylove of the Scriptures. If we abide by the principals taughtin the Bible, our country will go on prospering and to prosper;but if we and our posterity neglect its instructions and authority,no man can tell how sudden a catastrophe may overwhelm us and
bury all our glory in profound obscurity." - Daniel Webster (Founding Father)
"The Bible is worth all other books which have ever been printed."- Patrick Henry (original member of the Continental Congress)
"The Bible is the anchor of our liberties." - President U.S. Grant
"It is impossible to enslave mentally or socially a Bible-reading people.The principals of the Bible are the groundwork of human freedom."- Horace Greeley (Editor)
"That Book is the rock on which our Republic rests." - President Andrew Jackson
"In all my perplexities and distresses, the Bible has never failed to give me
light and strength." - Gen. Robert E. Lee
"Bible reading is an education in itself." - Lord Tennyson (Poet)
"So great is my veneration for the Bible that the earlier my children begin
to read it the more confident will be my hope that they will prove useful
citizens of their country and respectable members of society. I have for
many years made it a practice to read through the Bible once every year."
- President John Quincy Adams
"The existence of the Bible, as a Book for the people, is the greatest
benefit which the human race has ever experienced. Every attempt tobelittle it is a crime against humanity." - Immanuel Kant (Philosopher)
"The New Testament is the very best Book that ever or ever will beknown in the world." - Charles Dickens (Author)
"All human discoveries seem to be made only for the purpose ofconfirming more and more strongly the truths contained in theSacred Scriptures." - Sir William Herschel (Astronomer)
"There are more sure marks of authenticity in the Bible than inany profane history." - Sir Isaac Newton (Scientist)
"Let mental culture go on advancing, let the natural sciencesprogress in even greater extent and depth, and the humanmind widen itself as much as it desires; beyond the elevationand moral culture of Christianity, as it shines forth in the Gospels,it will not go." - Goethe (Author)
"I have known ninety-five of the world's great men in my time,and of these eight-seven were followers of the Bible. The Bibleis stamped with a Specialty of Origin, and an immeasurabledistance separates it from all competitors."- W.E. Gladstone (Prime Minister)
"Whatever merit there is in anything that I have written is simplydue to the fact that when I was a chile my mother daily read mea part of the Bible and daily made me learn a part of it by heart."- John Ruskin (art critic and social commentator)
"The Bible has been the Magna Charta of the poor and oppressed.The human race is not in a position to dispense with it." - ThomasHuxley (Author & Scientist)
"The whole hope of human progress is suspended on the evergrowing influence of the Bible." - W.H. Seward (Secretary of State)
"America was born a Christian nation. America was born
to exemplify that devotion to the elements of righteousness,
which are derived from the revelations of Holy Scriptures.
Part of the destiny of Americans lies in their daily perusal
of this great book of revelations. That if they would see
America free and pure they will make their own spirits
free and pure by this baptism of the Holy Spirit."
--President Woodrow WilsonFor Christians, the life and death of Jesus are the ultimate
expressions of love, and the supreme demonstrations of
God's mercy, faithfulness, and redemption. Since Christ's
miraculous Resurrection on Easter, more than 2,000 years
ago, Christians have expressed joy and gratitude for this
wondrous sacrifice and for God's promise of freedom for
the oppressed, healing for the brokenhearted, and salvation.
--President George W. Bush
"It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this
great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians;
not on religions, but on the gospel of Jesus Christ. For this
very reason peoples of other faiths have been afforded asylum,
prosperity, and freedom of worship here."
--Patrick Henry (original member of the Continental Congress)
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