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***Thought & Humor*** April 5, 2005 Edition - Please Forward To All Your MANY Friends!!!

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      Is This Possible??? - Click On Mouse!!!
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                                       featuring 'Thought & Humor'
                                                 by Howdy
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      This Week's Issue Is Packed With:
      1) Great Humor
      2) Thought
      3) Riddles
      4) Word Puzzles
      5) Letters                
      6) Trivia                 
      7) Much More      
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      that are designed to be a cross section demographically of our readership as far
      as age, location, gender, marital status, education & occupation are concerned???
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      Jill - 50's - MN - Restaurant Owner, Married
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      John - 50's - Peru - Pastor, Married
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      Katie - 20's - NC - Teacher, Married to UNC Med Student
      Laura - 30's - NY - English Teacher
      Lisa - 40's - TN - Secretary, Married
      Marie - 60's - South Africa - Entrepreneur, Politician
      Mamie - 20's - GA - Elementary Teacher
      Milton - 19 - GA - College Student
      Phil - 50's WI - Handicapped
      Rob - 30's - NY - University Administor, Married
      Ruth - 50's - CA - Real Estate, Involved in Spanish Ministry
      Sarah - 30's - NC - UNC Student, Married
      Shirl - 60's - CO - Finance Manager - Married to Minister
      Wanda - 40's - Asia - Married - Communist Country
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      For more Guidance:

      Joshua 1:5-9
      Psalm 23:4
      Isaiah 41:10
      Psalm 27:1-3
      Psalm 34:1-4
      Psalm 46:1,2
      John 16:33
      Romans 8:31
      2 Timothy 1:7

      Ephesians 4:31
      Colossians 3:8
      Proverbs 29:22
      Ecclesiastes 7:9
      Matthew 5:22
      Proverbs 19:11

      Matthew 6:14,15
      Romans 12:14-21

      1 Corinthians 9:24-27
      1 Corinthians 10:13

      Psalm 51:10-12
      Romans 8:28-31
      1 Thessalonians 5:18
      Matthew 11:28-30
      Isaiah 50:7

      John 14:1-3
      1 Corinthians 13:12
      John 11:25
      Philippians 1:25
      Romans 8:35-37
      2 Corinthians 1:3,4

      Romans 3:19-23
      Romans 6:23
      Ephesians 1:4
      1 Peter 1:16
      Isaiah 44:22
      Romans 8:1-3


      Psalm 103:10-12
      Isaiah 43:25
      Matthew 6:14
      John 20:22,23

      Romans 8:31,32
      Philippians 4:6-9


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