- You read it here first! Well, unless you read it somewhere else
first, in which case you read it here second, or maybe... third...
Looks like we might just have a future in space after all! Bush is
going to announce a plan to establish a permanent human presence on
the moon and a manned mission to mars!
Initial planning and engineering for the project has already been
outsourced to India to cut costs.
Great news, though it still won't cause me to vote for the
newspeaking, Orwellian stooge.