12329RE: [Unity_Games] My July top 10
- Aug 2, 2002Sure thing, as long as you bring your sense of humour!
From: Constantine von Hoffman [mailto:c@...]
Sent: Friday, August 02, 2002 1:11 PM
Subject: RE: [Unity_Games] My July top 10
oh, this is so much too much information. maybe we could leave a little
of the misogyny (look it up, matt) at home next time.
At 12:16 PM 8/2/02 -0400, you wrote:
>I have no inclination to compare games to food or music, but I willConstantine
>compare them to strippers. However, these days I barely play 10 different
>games each month, so I will do a top 5.
>Like a stripper who is in denial, Traumfabrik wants to be deeper than it
>actually is. "I'm an exotic dancer, not a stripper". However, she probably
>isn't hooked on the Horse, and this one always makes me laugh.
>Like a stripper that takes a downer before each lap dance and follows the
>dance with a flaming Dr. Pepper chaser. Pupils too dialated to focus on
>you when she dances for you. Not much of a conversationalist, but doesn't
>mind when your hands stray from the path.
>Like a great pole dancer who is a lousy lapper. Makes a lot of eye contact
>when in front of a crowd, but turns into a bag of oatmeal when 1-on-1. You
>need to be with your friends when you play with this gal.
>Santa Fe Rails
>Like a chunky stripper. You just didn't expect much from her, but pound
>for pound, she can hold her own. Sometimes takes a little too much time to
>finish, and you can see the (rear)end coming from a mile away.
>Through the Desert
>Like an old hooker. Too old to track down, too much goin' on if you happen
>to stumble across her. Great to talk to, so long as you don't have to look
>at her. Lots of people turn their noses up at this bag of fun, but you
>can't help yourself whenever you get a whiff.
The plural of anecdote is not data.
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