A UNC student walked up to the university
librarian to check out a book entitled...
THE BOOK NAME:
Permission is hereby granted for you to change all
humor used inThe"E-Mail Newspaper", 'Thought
& Humor' and its subsidiaries related to the institution
of lower learning hereby known as UNC to another
of your choice from the list below:
1) Senate Dinosaurs
2) Harvard or U.C. - Berkeley
3) Any accredited high school or middle school
4) Any Loggerheads & Pundits
5) Any and all persnickety individuals or nincompoops
6) Any Chapel Hill, NC Citizen unless same sends an offspring
to NCSU, JSU, MSU, USC, UT, UVA, CLEMSON, UGA, or FSU.