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***Thought & Humor*** Feb. 17, 2005 Edition - Please Forward To Your Mom/Prof/Boss/Friend

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      Do you know the answers to the Vocabulary Quiz below???
      This was recently tested at these prestigious universities
      with the percentage of sophomore students who
      achieved at least 75% correct:
      N.C. State University              93 % 
      W.S.U.                                    92 %
      U.V.A.                                    91 %
      M.S.U.                                    89 %
      U.S.C.                                    84 %
      Harvard University                 83 %
      U.G.A.                                   82 %
      U.N.C.                                   11 %

      Improve your vocabulary:

      1. swashbuckling (adj.) - A: daring. B: idealistic.
      C: drably dressed. D: romantic.

      2. competent (adj.) - A: agreeable. B: inept. C: vigorous.
      D: competent.

      3. spritz (n.) - A: boat's sail. B: bubble. C: squirt.
      D: overhanging rock.

      4. omnibus (adj.) - A: threatening. B: all-embracing.
      C: round and full. D: slow-moving.

      5. ingenuity (n.) - A: innocence. B: cleverness. C: appeal.
      D: deceitfulness.

      6. canon (n.) - A: barrier. B: noisy gathering. C: guiding
      principle. D: bishop.

      7. parlance (n.) - A: gossip. B: small family room.
      C: witticism. D: manner of speaking.

      8. muster (v.) - A: to assemble. B: relieve. C: challenge.
      D: spread around.

      9. personable (adj.) - A: intimate. B: cheerful. C: attract-
      ive. D: superficial.

      10. concave (adj.) - A: curving outward. B: oval-shaped.
      C: collapsing. D: curving inward.

      11. infatuation (n.) - A: sense of security. B: aversion.
      C: temporary passion. D: feeling of superiority.

      12. forfeit (v.) - A: to exchange. B: give up something.
      C: shield from harm. D: pull back.

      13. query (v.) - A: to question. B: look over thoroughly.
      C: follow through. D: act peculiarly.

      14. intergalactic (adj.) - A: extremely fast. B: subatomic.
      C: radioactive. D: between star systems.

      15. steadfast (adj.) - A: slow but sure. B: strong.
      C: friendly. D: unwavering.

      16. permutation (n.) - A: alteration. B: permission.
      C: stable combination. D: seepage.

      17. rookery (n.) - A: gambling spot. B: children's play-
      ground. C: animal breeding place. D: camping area.

      18. ransack (v.) - A: to run wild. B: destroy completely.
      C: do things haphazardly. D: search thoroughly.

      19. infamous (adj.) - A: somewhat annoying. B: unknown.
      C: simple and unassuming. D: having a bad reputation.

      20. inkling (n.) - A: blemish. B: small object. C: slight
      indication. D: assumption.


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