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*More Humor In Comments*"I believe the Bible is the best gift God has ever given to man.
All the good from the Savior of the world is communicated to
us through this book." -- President Abraham Lincoln
"For we must consider that we shall be as a City upon a hill.
The eyes of all people are upon us. So that if we shall deal
falsely with our God in this work we have undertaken, and
so cause Him to withdraw his present help from us, we
shall be made a story and a byword throughout the world."
--John Winthrop, Governor of the Massachusetts Bay Colony, 1630"It is impossible to rightly govern the world without God andthe Bible." - President George Washington
"The Bible is no mere book, but a Living Creature, with apower that conquers all that oppose it." - Napoleon
"That Book accounts for the supremacy of England."- Queen Victoria
"If there is anything in my thought or style to commend ,the credit is due my parents for instilling in me an earlylove of the Scriptures. If we abide by the principals taughtin the Bible, our country will go on prospering and to prosper;but if we and our posterity neglect its instructions and authority,no man can tell how sudden a catastrophe may overwhelm us and
bury all our glory in profound obscurity." - Daniel Webster (Founding Father)
"The Bible is worth all other books which have ever been printed."- Patrick Henry (original member of the Continental Congress)
"The Bible is the anchor of our liberties." - President U.S. Grant
"It is impossible to enslave mentally or socially a Bible-reading people.The principals of the Bible are the groundwork of human freedom."- Horace Greeley (Editor)
"That Book is the rock on which our Republic rests." - President Andrew Jackson
"In all my perplexities and distresses, the Bible has never failed to give me
light and strength." - Gen. Robert E. Lee
"Bible reading is an education in itself." - Lord Tennyson (Poet)
"So great is my veneration for the Bible that the earlier my children begin
to read it the more confident will be my hope that they will prove useful
citizens of their country and respectable members of society. I have for
many years made it a practice to read through the Bible once every year."
- President John Quincy Adams
"The existence of the Bible, as a Book for the people, is the greatest
benefit which the human race has ever experienced. Every attempt tobelittle it is a crime against humanity." - Immanuel Kant (Philosopher)
"The New Testament is the very best Book that ever or ever will beknown in the world." - Charles Dickens (Author)
"All human discoveries seem to be made only for the purpose ofconfirming more and more strongly the truths contained in theSacred Scriptures." - Sir William Herschel (Astronomer)
"There are more sure marks of authenticity in the Bible than inany profane history." - Sir Isaac Newton (Scientist)
"Let mental culture go on advancing, let the natural sciencesprogress in even greater extent and depth, and the humanmind widen itself as much as it desires; beyond the elevationand moral culture of Christianity, as it shines forth in the Gospels,it will not go." - Goethe (Author)
"I have known ninety-five of the world's great men in my time,and of these eight-seven were followers of the Bible. The Bibleis stamped with a Specialty of Origin, and an immeasurabledistance separates it from all competitors."- W.E. Gladstone (Prime Minister)
"Whatever merit there is in anything that I have written is simplydue to the fact that when I was a child my mother daily read mea part of the Bible and daily made me learn a part of it by heart."- John Ruskin (art critic and social commentator)
"The Bible has been the Magna Charta of the poor and oppressed.The human race is not in a position to dispense with it." - ThomasHuxley (Author & Scientist)
"The whole hope of human progress is suspended on the evergrowing influence of the Bible." - W.H. Seward (Secretary of State)
"America was born a Christian nation. America was born
to exemplify that devotion to the elements of righteousness,
which are derived from the revelations of Holy Scriptures.
Part of the destiny of Americans lies in their daily perusal
of this great book of revelations. That if they would see
America free and pure they will make their own spirits
free and pure by this baptism of the Holy Spirit."
--President Woodrow WilsonFor Christians, the life and death of Jesus are the ultimate
expressions of love, and the supreme demonstrations of
God's mercy, faithfulness, and redemption. Since Christ's
miraculous Resurrection on Easter, more than 2,000 years
ago, Christians have expressed joy and gratitude for this
wondrous sacrifice and for God's promise of freedom for
the oppressed, healing for the brokenhearted, and salvation.
--President George W. Bush
"It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this
great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians;
not on religions, but on the gospel of Jesus Christ. For this
very reason peoples of other faiths have been afforded asylum,
prosperity, and freedom of worship here."
--Patrick Henry (original member of the Continental Congress)
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