- BOY WINS FIGHT WITH DOG
Two boys in Boston were playing basketball when one of them was
attacked by a rabid Rotweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off
a nearby fence, wedged it into the dog's collar and twisted it, breaking
the dog's neck. A newspaper reporter from the Boston Herald witnessed the
incident and rushed over to interview the boy.
The reporter began entering data into his laptop, beginning with the
"Brave Young Celtics Fan Saves Friend From Jaws Of Vicious Animal."
"But I'm not a Celtics fan," the little hero interjected".
"Sorry," replied the reporter. "But since we're in Boston, Mass, I
just assumed you were."
Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again,
"John Kerry Fan rescues Friend From Horrific Dog Attack."
"But I'm not a Kerry fan either," the boy responds.
The reporter says, "I assumed everybody in this state was either for
the Celtics or Kerry or Kennedy. What team or person do you support?"
"I'm a Houston Rockets fan and I really like George W. Bush" the boy
Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again:
"Arrogant Little Conservative Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet."
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