One UNC student noticed another UNC student walkingup and down Main Street, wearing a sandwich board thatread "Free Big Mac!" Strolling over with a look of concern, the first UNCstudent asked, "Why? What'd he do?"
When the man came home, his wife was crying. "Your mother insulted me," she sobbed. "My mother?
How could she do that when she is on vacation on the other side of the world?" the man asked. "I know. But this morning a letter addressed to you arrived. I opened it because I was curious." "And?" "At the
end of the letter it was written: PS. Dear Diane, when you have finished reading this letter, don't forget to give it to my son."
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_ __ PLANT THREE ROWS OF PEAS: _ __ 1._ Peace of mind _ __ 2._ Peace of heart _ __ 3._ Peace of soul _ __ PLANT FOUR ROWS OF SQUASH: _ __ 1._ Squash gossip _ __ 2._ Squash indifference _ __ 3._ Squash grumbling _ __ 4._ Squash selfishness _ __ PLANT FOUR ROWS OF LETTUCE: _ __ 1._ Lettuce be
faithful _ __ 2._ Lettuce be kind _ __ 3._ Lettuce be patient _ __ 4._ Lettuce really love one another _ __ NO GARDEN WITHOUT TURNIPS: _ __ 1._ Turnip for meetings _ __ 2._ Turnip for service _ __ 3._ Turnip to
help one another _ __ TO CONCLUDE OUR GARDEN WE MUST HAVE THYME: _ __ 1._ Thyme for each other _ __ 2._ Thyme for family _ __ 3._ Thyme for friends _ __ WATER FREELY WITH PATIENCE AND CULTIVATE WITH LOVE _ __
THERE IS MUCH FRUIT IN YOUR GARDEN BECAUSE YOU _ __ REAP WHAT YOU SOW. Now faith is being sure of what we hope for and certain of what we do not see. (Hebrews 11:1) - - Jesus Will BeWorth It All