Re: Caesar Bush appoints Dick Army to play Biggus Dickus
- xoxoxoxoxoxo Trara
--- In Tor_Hershman@yahoogroups.com, "TOR" <dhershman00@h...> wrote:
> The newly appointed committee will nominate a special council that
> shall sanction an ad hoc bureau that will appropriate funds and
> format titles for the special investigator's dispersal to the
> officer who will verify and authorize the directorate to establish,
> estimate and consider considering estimating an establishment for
> sub-committee's reliance upon the chamber's authentication of the
> parliamentary syndicate's evidence and to juxtaposition the
> commission and board's reactions to the assembly's deliberation
> pass this on to the advisory administration that will seek judicial
> and executive managerial judgements concerning the legislature's
> preparation of a lawful administrative portfolio to accelerate the
> process and bring this matter to a speedily and well considered
> expeditious and thoughtfully hastened contemplatively eager
> to be given to the newly appointed committee posthaste at an
> indeterminate date.
> NewFlash..... this just in.....
> Due to the, videotaped, horridly heinous kidnaping and subsequent
> murder of a child this week, the Administration has called for the
> immediate, thoughtful and tempered bombing of all sidewalks within
> the contiguous United States.
> The Administration's spokesperson, Dr. N. E. Origin Fascist,
> that, "These sorties will sort of sort out all areas similar to
> used to commit this atrocity. Never again will American sidewalks
> used to lure or abduct children by these people.
> The concrete clopping cretins will no longer have their human
> hijacking highways. We know for certain that sidewalks within the
> United States have been used, many times, as a means to an end, an
> end of evil. The good peoples of our great country will suffer any
> burden, sacrifice any comfort, and will never, I repeat never again
> allow sidewalks to be a safe-haven for the launching of terrible
> crimes against the community and world."
> When asked specifics about the bombin' method Dr. N. E. said, "We
> will be using our newest General Dynamics/Boeing/TRW
> manufactured "Pavement Pacifier," a.k.a. "The Daisy May Get
> Up Due to a Lack of Birth Control but Her Butt Ain't Gettin'
> on No Sidewalk No More or Nothin' Cutter" surface to air to surface
> to underground to light breezes to partly sunny groovy ground gorge
> gouging missile.
> The incredible precision of this new rocket allows us to
> the energy exchange perimeter
> in an exact local for maximum friendly-fire permanent retirements.
> Thus, no motion-challenged access ramps will be blown to bits, nor
> will any curbs be vaporized. However, after 0700 hours all former
> sidewalk areas will be 47 ft. deep trenches."
> Did you see Janet's nipple?
> I Pledge to use Lemon Pledge
> in the McFrankenstein States of America
> one nation
> under educated
> over stimulated
> with repression
> and thought control media
> bounce a ball .
> To the tune of
> "What Do You Do With A General"
> Bing "Hey, another of my kids blew their brains out" Crosby's
> "White Christmas"
> `the movie`
> `Ohhhhhhhh, what do you do
> with a demigod
> when he kills another demigod'
> Best Regards,