Re: Everybody Loves Darwin the Vampire Slayer
- wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy dude
--- In Tor_Hershman@yahoogroups.com, "Tor Hershman"
> Monday at 8 pm.- 7 central, mountain and pacific.....
> EVERYBODY LOVES DARWIN THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
> This week:
> watch the comedy evolve as Charles asks his wife to,
> "Pack my suitcase with 20 volumes of
> "Origin of the Species,"
> but, she thinks Charles said `Pack my suitcase
> with 20 pounds of Oregon Sea Cheeses'.
> (while down the street)
> Bishop Evanshire tells Mrs. Evanshire to, "Pack my
> suitcase with 20 books of Jesus," and she thinks he said
> `Pack my suitcase with 20 Bricks of Chesses'.
> [Could the fact that Mrs. Darwin &
> Mrs. Evanshire spent the eve past together,
> unbennounced to either husband,
> at The Slits "Louder is Better" reunion concert?]
> It'll be a food fight of biblical proportions when
> Darwin and Evanshire meet face to face, and suitcase to
> suitcase, at the
> Yorkshire Lactose Quite Tolerant Convention,
> where Helga, Olga,
> Bertha and Svenrena
> (The Wild for Cheese Norwegian Cat-Juggling Hula Girls)
> have been booked to preform.
> Martin Mull as Charles Darwin
> Lucy Lawless as Mrs. Darwin
> Ben Kingsley as Bishop Evanshire
> Della Resse as Mrs. Evanshire
> Bette Midler as Helga
> Béatrice Dalle as Olga
> Shannen Doherty as Bertha
> Britney Spears as Svenrena
> Jerry Mathers as Castor Canadensis
> featuring the smash hit song
> "Candle in the Camel's Wind"
> Sponsored by
> Camp Lake Gonnawannabe Church and Brothel
> Monday_9_ pm__8 central, mountain & pacific .....
> THE KING OF QUEEN's HOMICIDE - LIFE ON THE MEATS .....
> In this week's episode
> Jon, Clancy and Zurrick
> infiltrate the high command of the high
> security high tech highland
> High Hat Corporation during high tea.
> A new highwater mark in high tension drama.
> Highlight of this week's show:
> high toned Clancey helps
> high spirited Jon's high-wire hijinks in a effort to
> give the high-sign to Zurrick, who is incognito as a
> High Priest giving high-mass, so that the high
> born high level high highwaymen can be brought to the
> High Court of High Justice - hence, saving the nation.
> O.J. Simpson as Jon
> Robert Blake as Clancey
> John Ramsey as Zurrick
> Grace Slick as MacDiggel
> Any Grant as Zoomzém
> Lisa Kurdow as Phlegethon Philli
> with veriest of very special guest stars,
> Regis Philbin, as
> Rhilbin Pegis.
> *Primate Advisory*
> A TOR Production