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Re: Everybody Loves Darwin the Vampire Slayer

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  • singingwildman
    wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy dude
    Message 1 of 4 , Aug 11, 2003
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      wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy dude
      --- In Tor_Hershman@yahoogroups.com, "Tor Hershman"
      <dhershman00@h...> wrote:
      > Monday at 8 pm.- 7 central, mountain and pacific.....
      > ¶
      > EVERYBODY LOVES DARWIN THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
      > ¶
      > This week:
      > watch the comedy evolve as Charles asks his wife to,
      > "Pack my suitcase with 20 volumes of
      > "Origin of the Species,"
      > but, she thinks Charles said `Pack my suitcase
      > with 20 pounds of Oregon Sea Cheeses'.
      > ¶
      > (while down the street)
      > ¶
      > Bishop Evanshire tells Mrs. Evanshire to, "Pack my
      > suitcase with 20 books of Jesus," and she thinks he said
      > `Pack my suitcase with 20 Bricks of Chesses'.
      > ¶
      > [Could the fact that Mrs. Darwin &
      > Mrs. Evanshire spent the eve past together,
      > unbennounced to either husband,
      > at The Slits "Louder is Better" reunion concert?]
      > ¤
      > ¤
      > It'll be a food fight of biblical proportions when
      > Darwin and Evanshire meet face to face, and suitcase to
      > suitcase, at the
      > Yorkshire Lactose Quite Tolerant Convention,
      > where Helga, Olga,
      > Bertha and Svenrena
      > (The Wild for Cheese Norwegian Cat-Juggling Hula Girls)
      > have been booked to preform.
      > ¶
      > Starring:
      > Martin Mull as Charles Darwin
      > Lucy Lawless as Mrs. Darwin
      > Ben Kingsley as Bishop Evanshire
      > Della Resse as Mrs. Evanshire
      > with
      > Bette Midler as Helga
      > Béatrice Dalle as Olga
      > Shannen Doherty as Bertha
      > &
      > Britney Spears as Svenrena
      > with
      > Jerry Mathers as Castor Canadensis
      > ¶
      > featuring the smash hit song
      > "Candle in the Camel's Wind"
      > ¶
      > Sponsored by ––
      > Camp Lake Gonnawannabe Church and Brothel
      > ¶
      > Monday_9_ pm__8 central, mountain & pacific .....
      > ¶
      > THE KING OF QUEEN's HOMICIDE - LIFE ON THE MEATS .....
      > ¶
      > In this week's episode
      > Jon, Clancy and Zurrick
      > infiltrate the high command of the high
      > security high tech highland
      > High Hat Corporation during high tea.
      > A new highwater mark in high tension drama.
      > Highlight of this week's show:
      > high toned Clancey helps
      > high spirited Jon's high-wire hijinks in a effort to
      > give the high-sign to Zurrick, who is incognito as a
      > High Priest giving high-mass, so that the high
      > born high level high highwaymen can be brought to the
      > High Court of High Justice - hence, saving the nation.
      > ¶
      > Starring:
      > O.J. Simpson as Jon
      > Robert Blake as Clancey
      > John Ramsey as Zurrick
      > Grace Slick as MacDiggel
      > Any Grant as Zoomzém
      > Lisa Kurdow as Phlegethon Philli
      > ¤
      > with veriest of very special guest stars,
      > Regis Philbin, as
      > Rhilbin Pegis.
      > ¶
      > *Primate Advisory*
      > ¶
      > ¶
      > A TOR Production
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