Hawkeye + BaseHighBall + Tor = very funny
--- In Tor_Hershman@yahoogroups.com, "Kappolino" <kap0kap@y...> wrote:
> I heard of this but never had the chance to read about the very
> pitcher's mound, thanks, Tor.
> --- In Tor_Hershman@yahoogroups.com, "Tor Hershman" <rev_tor@h...>
> > Pitching a major league no-hitter is quite an accomplishment.
> > how Doc Ellis did it on acid.
> > http://www.sirbacon.org/4membersonly/docellis.htm
> > ¶
> > Recently, at Ed Wood's Holy Haven, a member asked if anyone ever
> > bought anything because of receiving Spam. So, I wrote this
> > Wifey thinks it is funny.
> > ¤_____¤
> > I bought a fast and easy, no money down, sexy, hot, naked,
> > teen, hottie, dirty brunette, housewife, with large natural
> > who had free Viagra on her 42 inch plasma TV, which she watched
> > earning big bucks working at home after she found the right car
> > the right price and that gave her more energy, more desire, more
> > more cum and got her out of debt by reducing her monthly payments
> > making her lose weight by having her get the world's smallest
> > that allowed her to cruise the sunny Carribean while attracting
> > and women with her hot new perfume from her approved discount
> > merchant account because her loan had been granted by Vice
> > Alex J. Kabola, who split 16 million in bank notes with her, but
> > alas, I had to send her back - she wasn't caffeine free.
> > ¤_____¤
> > Oh yeah, last week Scientific American Frontiers was on PBS.
> > and I had just changed channels, the show was already in
> > Alan Alda was doing his best acting job of trying to portray
> > childlike-curiosity; he was starring at a screen.
> > I said,
> > "What is this, a `lobotomized monkey in front of lava lamp'
> > It made Wifey blow tea out of her nose. You had to have been
> > the tube's screen to really appreciate the humor/timing.
> > ¶
> > Best Regards,
> > Tor