Buddhas Gall Bladder
- Buddha's Gall Bladder
What drives a man,
to do all that he can?"
lyrics from "God Fearing Man"
off the "At Your Birthday Party"
Okay, this is well-studied speculation, but, methinks that
Siddhartha Gautama (a.k.a. Buddha) may have been sufferin' from Gall
Seriously folks, not eating spicy, fatty foods not allowing any
emotions, bad or good, to cause arousal, and that laying-down on
your `right side' is the exact position one should assume after
taking your gallbladder flush medicine.
Now, the `enlightened one' [jeeeezzzsh] didn't know of gallbladder
flushes but that position may well help relieve the pain of an
I KNOW that sitting perfectly still, having no emotional
Anywho, if'in any `chunks' of Siddhartha's `intenal meat'(a.k.a.
guts)are still around, AND if a test could show gall/liver problems
of 25 centuries past, it would be interesting (At least to moi) to
see if'in Buddy Buddha were inspired by NOT spinal windows NOT
brain advancements BUT by nasty, green globs of cholesterol
getting stuck `inside'.
Of course, them there Buddhist priests/monks ain't likely to allow
there 'Buddha jerky' to done get tested.
Ten-to-one Buddha was not poisoned, his ancient gallbladder probably
just burst or collapsed and that's what did-in the skinny old dude.
Stay on Groovin'
(There `twere more need of bladder evacuation, than no
reincarnation `bout Buddhie)