NEWSFLASH....*beep beep a-beep beep beep*
Today Vice Emperor Penis Cheney accidently
shootided his good ole buddy Hairy Shittingham a
shyster from AhhhhThin, Ticks Ass.
Congress was immediately called into special session
to pass high-level highly legal and most relevant legislation to
divert funds from armoring troop transports in Iraq
to have all Vice Friends covered with protective
Field Marshall Marshal Fields said in an officially
official statement: "We need to upgraded the
Vice Friends defensive accessories. The 30 year old
Ford Refractors just won't standup to shotgun blasts.
They were designed to repel golf ball, goof balls, tennis
balls and ten ass's balls but not buckshot or buck snot."
Vice Emperor Cheney will be receiving a
Special Emergency Supplemental Grant of
78.2 million dollars (diverted from the Gulf
Coast Hurricane Bulls-eye Wetlands
Draining Fund) to help him cope with this
most evil plot which was, no
doubt, formulated and instigated by
aborted fetuses and godless/satanless
This is your All American reporter, Skippy Goebbels,
now back to grown people going to great extent just
to flash some crotch.
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