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    NEWSFLASH....*beep beep a-beep beep beep* Today Vice Emperor Penis Cheney accidently shootided his good ole buddy Hairy Shittingham a shyster from AhhhhThin,
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      NEWSFLASH....*beep beep a-beep beep beep*

      Today Vice Emperor Penis Cheney accidently
      shootided his good ole buddy Hairy Shittingham a
      shyster from AhhhhThin, Ticks Ass.

      Congress was immediately called into special session
      to pass high-level highly legal and most relevant legislation to
      divert funds from armoring troop transports in Iraq
      to have all Vice Friends covered with protective
      covering coveralls.

      Field Marshall Marshal Fields said in an officially
      official statement: "We need to upgraded the
      Vice Friends defensive accessories. The 30 year old
      Ford Refractors just won't standup to shotgun blasts.
      They were designed to repel golf ball, goof balls, tennis
      balls and ten ass's balls but not buckshot or buck snot."

      Vice Emperor Cheney will be receiving a
      Special Emergency Supplemental Grant of
      78.2 million dollars (diverted from the Gulf
      Coast Hurricane Bulls-eye Wetlands
      Draining Fund) to help him cope with this
      most evil plot which was, no
      doubt, formulated and instigated by
      aborted fetuses and godless/satanless
      mosses impersonators.

      This is your All American reporter, Skippy Goebbels,
      now back to grown people going to great extent just
      to flash some crotch.


      Stay on Groovin' (In The News) Safari,
      TOR
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