& we laughed & laughed & laughed
- Man-O-Day, did Wifey make moi laugh last night.
She said, "You should go on the next TV Rock Star."
Then, as my laughter waned, shs spake thus,
"No, I'm serious."
LOL all over again
Then as my amusement subsided I uttered to Wifey,
"You ain't been payin' attention these past thirty-three years."
"I've been paying attention."
Then I verily pronounced,
"I wouldn't be allowed on a TV show that was entitled
`BE A TALL, FAT, ICONOCLASTIC PARODY SONG WRITER/SINGER WITH GRAY
HAIR LIVING IN WHEELING THAT CALLS HIMSELF TOR'.
Stay on Groovin' Safari,