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  • Tom
    Jul 7, 2004
      It is a shame that it is a fact more often than not.
      Great writing, TOR.

      --- In Tor_Hershman@yahoogroups.com, "Tor Hershman"
      <tor_h_tor_h@h...> wrote:
      > The U. S. of A.'s HIGH HOLY WORDS translated
      > into everyday, common knowledge terms.
      >
      > The American HIGH HOLY WORD, or platitude,
      > will be within ¶ ¶ while the
      > reality of it will be inside ¤ ¤.
      >
      > _____________________________________
      >
      > "Constitution of the United States: Preamble"
      >
      > ¶ We, the people of the United States ¶
      > ¤ Crowd chants: "U S A - D N A - U S A - D N A - U S A - D N A ¤
      >
      > ¶ in order to form a more perfect Union ¶
      > ¤ Sports ¤
      >
      > ¶ establish justice ¶
      > ¤ Maintain the `Good Ole Boy' informal network ¤
      >
      > ¶ insure domestic tranquility ¶
      > ¤ Throw away domestic abuse reports ¤
      >
      > ¶ provide for the common defense ¶
      > ¤ The building's falling down, OUTTA MY WAY!!! *safely inside a
      > hole, their thoughts quickly turn to "How can we get richer off
      > this?"* ¤
      >
      > ¶ promote the general welfare ¶
      > ¤ Do any of you Generals, that trained Ossma Bin Laudin,
      > need some more
      > caviar and hummingbird-brain soup, or,
      > a larger American made vehicle to burn
      > that fine Middle Eastern oil in?
      > If yes, we have all you want! ¤
      >
      > ¶ and secure the blessings of liberty
      > to ourselves and our posterity ¶
      > ¤ One set of books for public inspection;
      > one set of books for us. ¤
      >
      > ¶ do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States
      of
      > America. ¶
      >
      > ¤ Blah blah blah yadda yadda yadda ¤
      >
      > ______________________________________
      >
      > "The Pledge of Allegiance"
      >
      > ¶ I Pledge Allegiance to the flag of the United States of America ¶
      > ¤ If I don't stand-up and move my lips everyone will STARE at me
      and
      > I'll get my ass kicked, within plain view of the teachers, in the
      > schoolyard ¤
      >
      > ¶ and to the Republic for which it stands ¶
      > ¤ Yummy burger and fries, yummy yum yum ¤
      >
      > ¶ one Nation under God ¶
      > ¤ Separation of State and sanity, a.k.a. Death to the Infidels.¤
      >
      > ¶ indivisible ¶
      > ¤ Avert your eyes, it's one of THEM! ¤
      >
      >
      > ¶ with liberty and justice for all. ¶
      > ¤ It's time for the Fabulous Freedom Friends, starring Robert
      Blake,
      > O. J. Simpson and Phil Spector. With our very special guest
      stars,
      > John and Patsy Ramsey. Brought to by ENRON and Martha Stewart's
      fine
      > products at K (K is for Korporate Welfare) Mart. ¤
      >
      > ___________________________________
      >
      > "The American Liberal's Motto"
      >   I   don't agree with what you said, but   I   will defend to the
      > death YOUR RIGHT to say it. ¶
      > ¤ The only bad money IS money that   I   am not getting a cut-of. ¤
      >
      > ___________________________________
      >
      > ¶ Freedom ¶
      > ¤ Drunk ¤
      >
      > ¶ Liberty ¶
      > ¤ Stinkin' Drunk ¤
      >
      > ¶ The Glory ¶
      > ¤ Beer Delivery Truck ¤
      >
      > ¶ The Power ¶
      > ¤ Gun Store ¤
      >
      > ¶ The Kingdom ¶
      > ¤ Prozac ¤
      >
      > ¶ The Kingdom for Ever ¶
      > ¤ double dose of Prozac ¤
      >
      > ¶ Level Playing Field ¶
      > ¤ WARNING: Land Mines ¤
      >
      > _______________________________________
      >
      > Best Regards,
      > TOR
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