- Fea, the beard is a disguise to prevent online identity theft. Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh. I don't really have a beard.Do please stop running from the camera soon so we can meet you properly.Pippin----- Original Message -----Pippin, you have a beard! Hobbits aren't supposed to have beards!! But now that I've seen you with one, I think they should all have one.