"Why does every task in the Realm of Zithanor have to be a quest?" Baldak of
Erthorn, handyman to the Great Wizard Zarthon, asked rhetorically as he
began his journey began to find the Holy Hammer of Taloria and the Sacred
Nail of Ikthillia so Baldak could hang one of Zarthon's mediocre
watercolors, which was an art critique Baldak kept to himself unlike his
predecessor, whom Zarthon turned into the Picture Frame of Torathank.
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