Management Training Joke
- A hunter walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a
male buffalo with the other and says to the waiter, "Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the hunter a
tall mug of coffee.
After drinking the coffee down in one gulp, the hunter turns and
blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, then just walks out.
The next morning the man returns. He has his shotgun in one hand
pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the
counter and says to the waiter, "Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Whoa, there Buddy! We're still cleaning up your
mess from yesterday. What the heck was all that about, anyway?"
The hunter smiles and proudly says, "Training for upper management
position. Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess
for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."