A Czech joke
- A Russian scientist and a Czechoslovakian scientist
had spent their lives studying the grizzly bear. Each
year they petitioned their respective governments to
allow them to go to Yellowstone to study the bears.
Finally their request was granted and they immediately
flew to NY and on West to Yellowstone. They reported
to the ranger station and were told that it was the
grizzly mating season and it was too dangerous to go
out and study the animals. They pleaded that this was
their only chance, and finally the ranger relented.
The Russian and the Czech were given portable phones
and told to report in every day. For several days
they called in, and then nothing was heard from the
two scientists. The rangers mounted a search party
and found the camp completely ravaged with no sign
of the missing men. They followed the trail of a male
and a female bear.
They found the female and decided they must kill the
animal to find out if she had eaten the scientists
because they feared an international incident. They
killed the female animal and opened the stomach
to find the remains fo the Russian.
One ranger turned to the other and said, "You know
what this means, don't you?" The other ranger
responded, "Of course...."
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"The Czech is in the male."
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