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  • Malcolm Parker-Lisberg
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    Message 1 of 2 , Dec 26, 2005
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      The search contines for anti-Governmentium.




      --- mtndrew77 <twosimple4u77@...> wrote:

      >
      > The recent hurricanes and skyrocketing oil and
      > gasoline prices helped
      > to
      > prove the existence of a new element. In early
      > October 2005, a major
      > research institution announced the discovery of the
      > heaviest element
      > yet
      > known to science. The new element has been named
      > "Governmentium."
      >
      > Governmentium (Gv) has one neutron, 25 assistant
      > neutrons, 88 deputy
      > neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving
      > it an atomic mass
      > of
      > 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces
      > called 'morons'
      > which
      > are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like
      > particles
      > called 'peons.'
      > Since Gv has no electrons, it is inert. However, it
      > can be detected,
      > because
      > it impedes every reaction with which it comes into
      > contact. A minute
      > amount
      > of Gv causes one reaction to take over four days to
      > complete, when it
      > would
      > normally take less than a second!
      >
      > Gv has a normal half-life of 4 years; it does not
      > decay; but instead
      > undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the
      > assistant
      > neutrons and
      > deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact,
      > Governmentium's mass will
      > actually
      > increase over time, since each reorganization will
      > cause more morons
      > to
      > become neutrons, forming 'isodopes.' This
      > characteristic of moron
      > promotion
      > leads most scientists to believe that Gv is formed
      > whenever morons
      > reach a
      > certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical
      > quantity is
      > referred to
      > as 'Critical Morass.'
      >
      > When catalyzed with money, Gv becomes
      > "Administratium' (Am) - an
      > element
      > which radiates just as much energy as Gv, since it
      > has half as many
      > peons
      > but twice as many morons.
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >
      >




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