- I sometimes enjoy reading Guru´s writings online; this is my consolation as I don´t have all his printed books.
Just a few days ago I discovered that Sri Ramachandra´s Hanuman was not a monkey but a very evolved donkey! "How many more funny stories can I find in Guru´s books?", I asked myself.
The answer came quickly today when I was searching some of Guru´s poems but instead, by chance, I clicked and opened a book entitled ´Relaxation-Secrets For The Pressured Mind´ which I highly recommend just to get some fun. Here, some innocent examples:
-"What is wind?"
-"The air in a terrible hurry."
-"What is money?"
-"Something that is good for nothing for God-realisation."
Teacher: -"Tell me, who did not invent the airplane?"
Student: -"The Wrong Brothers."
-"Susan, why are you late to school."
-"Because I overslept."
-"That means you sleep at home as well? The sleep you get in class is not enough."
Sri Chinmoy [unofficial]