OT: Calvin and Hobbes
- I am a fan of Watterson's inventions- "Calvin and Hobbes".
"County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word
Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm not
allowed to say it.
Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know, and I'll stop
See if I ever vote for their tax levies."
- Calvin is certainly a quoteable little fellow! Here is one which, I
believe is from his lips:
"God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things.
Right now I am so far behind that I will never die."
- I might be allowed to quote another one:
STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!I had big plans outside today and I don't want to
see them ruined!
HEY, ARE YOU LISTENING? Stop raining! I mean it!!
BOOMM! Oh ho! You want to play rough, do you?! FINE!
It's man against the elements! Conscious being versus insentient
nature! My wits against your force! WE'LL see who triumphs!
DO YOUR WORST! C'MON LET'S SEE WHAT YOU HAVE GOT! You can't crush the
human spirit! On behalf of all earthly life, I defy you!!
Ha ha! This is just a little bath! Big deal! I think I'll take off my
clothes and splash around! What do you say to THAT?!
OW OW! WHATS WITH THE HAIL?! THAT'S FIGHTING DIRTY! NO FAIR!!
Are you trying to KILL me?! OW! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!OW! OW! I'm
going in! OW! I quit, I quit!"
"I'll bet there is an explanation for this, and I'll bet I don't want
to hear it."
"The universe has an attitude, Mom!"