- What did ET's mother say when ET got home?
Where on earth have you been???
What's smaller then a mozzie's cozzie?
A bees Knees!!!!
Doctor, doctor I feel like a piano.
"wait a minute while I take some notes."
From the chameleon comedian!!
- Speaking of jokes, I found some funny ones from Richard's website
(Richard from Oxford and great cyclist):
These jokes are answers given by 16 years old students in response to
exam questions. After reading the jokes, look around on Richard's site.
Be sure to check out PoetSeers.org which Richard co-authors and
WriteSpirit.net . Richard is the webmaster of WriteSpirit.net
Here is a shorter link that Richard gave in his recent post (#13756)
- I'm with Niriha. The "jokes" on Richard's website are absolutely
hilarious, especially given they're not actually jokes, but real-life
responses to exam questions. A must read.
--- In Sri_Chinmoy_Inspiration@yahoogroups.com, niriha7
> Speaking of jokes, I found some funny ones from Richard's websitesite.
> (Richard from Oxford and great cyclist):
> These jokes are answers given by 16 years old students in response to
> exam questions. After reading the jokes, look around on Richard's
> Be sure to check out PoetSeers.org which Richard co-authors and
> WriteSpirit.net . Richard is the webmaster of WriteSpirit.net
> Here is a shorter link that Richard gave in his recent post (#13756)
- Time to relax!!!
A musician is practising, windows wide open.
Suddenly a lady´s shoe is shooting in and almost hit his head.
"What an impudence!" the trumpeter is uttering angrily.
"Keep going, dear", the wife exclaims. "Maybe the second shoe will
follow - the first one fits!"
The music teacher asked which musical instrument the oldest one was.
Peter shouts, "The accordion, it has the most wrinkles."
What do clouds and school teachers have in common?
When they disappear it´s getting nice.
Religion teacher: "What do we have to do first, so that our sins
will be forgiven?"
"We have to commit sins, Sir."
Two sportsmen are bragging about their achievements.
"Yesterday I was running a marathon and after that i jumped 2,10m
"No wonder, with such a long approach run."
"Hi, Albert!" someone is calling from the other side of the street.
"How are you? In former days you looked more elegant and you were
slimmer; you had more hair and ..."
"Just a moment", says the other gentleman.
"My name is not Albert."
"What? Did you change your name too?"
- I was recently in New York and Valentin from Ukraine told me a joke.
Two drunkards are sitting on a bench and are starring into the dark
Says the one, "Can you see the two moons over there?"
Says the other, "Yes, but in which line?"
"Look at that guy over there. He has long hair, a worn out jeans and
a cigarette in his mouth is that a boy or a girl?"
"That is my daughter."
"Oh, I am sorry, I did not know that you are the mother."
"Definitely, I am not, I am her father!"
Religion teacher, "What do we first have to do, so that our sins are
going to be forgiven?"
"Sir, we have to commit sins."
"Darling, I want to have this hat or no one."
"Okay, then no one."
"Doctor, wherever I put my finger it hurts."
"You have broken your finger."
- I read a few jokes today ...
If today it is zero degrees outside and tomorrow it is going to be twice as cold, how many degrees is it going to be tomorrow?
Life on Earth is expensive but it includes a trip around the sun every year.
It is beautiful to do nothing and than rest afterwards.