How about a little humor again ?
The Great Gator Hunter!
> > A young "blonde" was on vacation in the depths of
> > Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator
> > shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant
> > to pay the high prices the local vendors were
> > asking.
> > After becoming very frustrated with the "no
> > haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the
> > blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch
> > my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at
> > a reasonable price!"
> > The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest.
> > Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big
> > Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the
> > swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.
> > Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home,
> > when he spots the young woman standing waist
> > deep in the water, shotgun in hand.
> > Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator
> > quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the
> > creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it
> > on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several
> > more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper
> > watches in amazement.
> > Just then the blonde flips the alligator on it's
> > back,
> > and frustrated, shouts out,
> > "Dang it, this one isn't wearing any shoes
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