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  • Fred G Kovalyak
    How about a little humor again ? The Great Gator Hunter! ... __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has
    Message 1 of 1 , Jun 1 7:38 AM
      How about a little humor again ?

      The Great Gator Hunter!

      > > A young "blonde" was on vacation in the depths of
      > > Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator
      > > shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant
      > > to pay the high prices the local vendors were
      > > asking.
      > >
      > > After becoming very frustrated with the "no
      > > haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the
      > > blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch
      > > my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at
      > > a reasonable price!"
      > >
      > > The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest.
      > > Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big
      > one!"
      > >
      > > Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the
      > > swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.
      > >
      > > Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home,
      > > when he spots the young woman standing waist
      > > deep in the water, shotgun in hand.
      > >
      > > Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator
      > swimming
      > > quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the
      > > creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it
      > > on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several
      > > more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper
      > > watches in amazement.
      > >
      > > Just then the blonde flips the alligator on it's
      > > back,
      > > and frustrated, shouts out,
      > >
      > > "Dang it, this one isn't wearing any shoes
      > either!"
      > >
      >
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