Fwd: Blonde Joke # 679
- A little bit of humor:
> Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a farmer. One__________________________________
> morning, before he goes out to the fields, the
> farmer says to her,
> "The artificial insemination man is coming to
> impregnate one of our cows today.
> I drove a nail into the two-by-four above the cow's
> stall. You show him where it is, okay?"
> So the farmer leaves for the fields, and a while
> later, the artificial insemination man arrives.
> Amy takes him down the long row of cows until she
> sees the nail, and tells him, "This is the one. This
> one right here!"
> Terribly impressed, the man asks,
> "How did you know this is the cow to be bred
> "By the nail over it's stall," Amy explains.
> Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"
> "I guess it's to hang your pants on," she tells him
> as she walks away.
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