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    As It Should Be John Madden was in Chicago to announce a football game one weekend when he noticed a special telephone near the Bear s bench. He asked a
    Message 1 of 1 , Jan 7, 2004
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      As It Should Be

      John Madden was in Chicago to announce a football
      game one weekend when he noticed a special telephone
      near the Bear's bench. He asked a nearby player
      what it was used for and was told it was a hotline
      to God. John asked if he could use it. The player
      told him, "Sure, but it will cost you $100." John
      scratched his head, then thought, what the heck, I
      could use some help picking games. He pulled out
      his wallet and paid $100. John's picks were perfect
      that week.

      The next week John was in Minnesota when he noticed
      that same kind of Phone on the Vikings bench. He
      asked what the telephone was for and was told, "It's
      a hotline to God, if you want to use it, it will
      cost you $500."

      Recalling last week, John pulled out his wallet and
      made the call. John's picks were perfect again that
      week.

      The next weekend John was in Green Bay at Lambeau
      Field when he noticed the same kind of telephone by
      the Packers bench. He asked Brett Favre, "Is that
      the hotline to God?" Brett said, "Yes, but it will
      cost you 35 cents."
      John looked incredulously at Brett and said, "Wait a
      second, I just paid $100 in Chicago and $500 in
      Minnesota to use the same phone to God! Why does
      Green Bay only charge 35 cents?" Brett looked at
      John and replied, "In Green Bay, It's a local call."






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