## OT Kids think fast!

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These are pretty cute...
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> TEACHER: Why are you late?
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> WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
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> TEACHER: What sign?
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> WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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> TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math
> multiplication On the floor?
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> CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!
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> TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
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> JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
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> TEACHER: No, that's wrong
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> JOHN: Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell
> it!
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> TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
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> SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!
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> TEACHER: What are you talking about?
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> SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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> TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America
> GEORGE: Here it is!
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> TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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> CLASS: George!
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> TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have
> today that we didn't have 100 years ago.
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> WILLIE: Me!
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> TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
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> TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you
> are.
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> TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
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> ELLEN: I is...
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> TEACHER: No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am."
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> ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the
> alphabet."
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> TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
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> JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the
> same day, same time."
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> TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
> tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't
> punish him?"
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> JOHNNY: "Because George still had the ax in his hand."
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> TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
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> SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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> TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your
> brother's. Did you copy his?
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> DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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> TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on
> talking when people are no longer interested?
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> PUPIL: A teacher.
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> SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
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> FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
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> SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.

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