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  • Claudia Medvik
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    Message 1 of 1 , Dec 1, 2003
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      These are pretty cute...
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      > TEACHER: Why are you late?
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      > WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
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      > TEACHER: What sign?
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      > WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
      >
      > _____________
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      > TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math
      > multiplication On the floor?
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      > CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!
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      > _____________
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      > TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
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      > JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
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      > TEACHER: No, that's wrong
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      > JOHN: Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell
      > it!
      >
      > _____________
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      > TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
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      > SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!
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      > TEACHER: What are you talking about?
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      > SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
      >
      > ______________
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      > TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America
      > GEORGE: Here it is!
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      > TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
      >
      > CLASS: George!
      >
      > ______________
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      > TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have
      > today that we didn't have 100 years ago.
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      > WILLIE: Me!
      >
      > ______________
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      > TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
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      > TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you
      > are.
      >
      > ______________
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      > TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
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      > ELLEN: I is...
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      > TEACHER: No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am."
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      > ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the
      > alphabet."
      >
      > ____________
      >
      > TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
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      >
      > JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the
      > same day, same time."
      >
      > _____________
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      > TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
      > tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't
      > punish him?"
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      > JOHNNY: "Because George still had the ax in his hand."
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      >
      > ______________
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      > TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
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      > SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
      >
      > _______________
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      > TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
      your
      > brother's. Did you copy his?
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      > DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
      >
      > ______________
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      > TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on
      > talking when people are no longer interested?
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      > PUPIL: A teacher.
      >
      > ______________
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      > SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
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      > FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
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      > SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.


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