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Re: [Slovak-World] Polish Humor

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  • Scott Mikusko
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    Message 1 of 2 , May 5, 2009
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      > Svata krava!
      >
      > They forgot the destination charge. :)
      >
      > -S
      > <Slovak-World@yahoogroups.com> wrote: > > >
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      >

      > This came from a Pole. I must admit the German Mercedes
      > and the Russian Lada are both sold where every small
      > thing is extra. When we bought a Lada for the embassy
      > work the side mirrors were extra . . . then we had
      > to return to get the mounting screws, which were also
      > extra charge.
      >
      > From Poland:
      > And on the most serious note, here's a whole, undisguised
      > truth about buying a German car ;);) ;D
      > A farmer dreamt about a German car. He went to a
      > dealer and learned the actual price he has to pay
      > is much bigger then in the price-list – he had
      > to pay extra money for every little s...., er, something,
      > which comes free in other brands. But a dream is a
      > dream, the farmer paid through the nose but bought
      > the car he dreamt about. The dealer soon bought a
      > house near the farmer as he got married and his wife
      > expected a child. They needed a cow which gives a
      > lot of milk. He came to the farm to buy a cow. They
      > have chosen the race and agreed the price of the cow
      > will be 5.000 PLN. On the next day the farmer delivered
      > the cow together with an invoice.
      >
      > Cow – quantity 1 (one) 5. 000 PLN
      > Bi-color (black and white) 300 PLN
      > Genuine leather 1000 PLN
      > All-season milk container 600 PLN
      > Adjustable milk-taps - qunatity 4 (four) 100 PLN
      > each, total 400 PLN
      > Semi-automtic flies controler (mechanic) 50 PLN
      > Genuine keratin front bumper - qunatity 2 (two) 200
      > PLN each, total 400 PLN
      > Bio- exhaust (EU 2015 norm) 300 PLN
      > Double system brakes, independent front-rear 900
      > PLN
      > Full instalation for multimodular voice signalisation
      > 200 PLN
      > Adjustable, self-protecting road detector –
      > quantity 2 (two) – 150 each, total 300 PLN
      > MFS (Multiple fuelling system ) - 2500 PLN
      > SRS (self-reproduction-system) – 3 000 PLN
      >
      > TOTAL - one cow with additional accessories - 13650
      > PLN
      >
      > (22% tax and the price of a chain not included)


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