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  • Fred G Kovalyak
    Why Not, its pretty Funny and TRUE. To: Fred G Kovalyak Subject: Famous Sex quotes Date: Fri, 4 Apr 2003 11:46:53 -0800 From ????
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      Why Not, its pretty Funny and TRUE.


      To: "Fred G Kovalyak" <fkovalyak@...>
      Subject: Famous Sex quotes
      Date: Fri, 4 Apr 2003 11:46:53 -0800

      From ????
      > Fred, why don't you post this one on SW?
      >
      > Famous Sexual Quotes
      >
      > "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful,
      > natural, wholesome
      > things that money can buy." - Tom Clancy
      >
      > "You know "that look" women get when they want sex?
      > Me neither." - Steve
      > Martin
      >
      > "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't
      > have a good partner,
      > you'd better have a good hand." - Woody Allen
      >
      > "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a
      > date on Saturday
      > night." - Rodney Dangerfield
      >
      > "There are a number of mechanical devices which
      > increase
      > sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among
      > these is the
      > Mercedes-Benz 500SL." - Lynn Lavner
      >
      > "Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your
      > dog vacation at
      > the taxidermist." - Matt Barry
      >
      > "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a
      > rope." - Camille
      > Paglia
      >
      > "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation.
      > The other eight
      > are unimportant." - George Burns
      >
      > "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can
      > fake
      > whole relationships." - Sharon Stone
      >
      > "My girlfriend always laughs during sex ~ no matter
      > what she's reading."
      > - Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)
      >
      > "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a
      > son-of-a-bitch." - Jack
      > Nicholson
      >
      > "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or
      > where he lives, but
      > he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
      > - Barbara Bush (Former
      > US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a
      > sense of humor!)
      >
      > "Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to
      > rip out a man's
      > genitals through his wallet." - Robin Williams
      >
      > "Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I
      > think of it as the
      > only time of the month that I can be myself." -
      > Roseanne
      >
      > "Women need a reason to have sex. ! Men just need a
      > place." - Billy
      > Crystal
      >
      > "According to a new survey, women say they feel more
      > comfortable
      > undressing in front of men than they do undressing
      > in front of other women.
      > They
      > say that women are too judgmental, where, of course,
      > men are just
      > grateful." - Robert De Niro
      >
      > "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting
      > that many men are
      > having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say
      > they cause severe
      > swelling.
      > So what's the problem?" - Dustin Hoffman
      >
      > "There's very little advice in men's magazines,
      > because men think, 'I
      > know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked." -
      > Jerry Seinfeld
      >
      > "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find
      > a woman I don't
      > like and just give her a house." - Rod Stewart
      >
      > "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and
      > a penis, and only
      > enough blood to run one at a time." - Robin Williams


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