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O/T: Wedding night (more Humor)

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  • Fred G Kovalyak
    Since u broke the logjam with 2 msgs today maybe we can get a few more rreplies and a few funny stories ??? fgk ...
    Message 1 of 1 , Aug 21, 2005
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      Since u broke the logjam with 2 msgs today maybe
      we can get a few more rreplies and a few funny stories ???
      fgk
      .............................................................................
      > On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and
      > asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state
      > her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love,
      > for the next 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford
      > new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
      >
      > Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her
      > husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that
      > his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been
      > let go. It was unlikely that at the age of 55, he'd be able to find another
      > position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were
      > financially ruined.
      >
      > Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed thirty years
      > of deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him
      > certificates of deposits issued by the bank which was worth over $2 million, and
      > informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank. She
      > explained that for the 30 years she had charged him for sex, these holdings had
      > multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
      >
      > Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million,
      > her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice
      > and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you
      > all my business!"
      >
      > THAT'S WHEN SHE SHOT HIM!
      >
      > You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut.....
      >


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