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  • theoldpro
    Ahoj Slovaci, Did anyone get all 4 questions correctly answered? theoldpro A Short Quiz ... whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for
    Message 1 of 1 , Feb 28, 2003
      Ahoj Slovaci,

      Did anyone get all 4 questions correctly answered?

      theoldpro

      A Short Quiz


      --- The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you
      whether you are qualified to be a " professional. " Scroll down for each
      answer. The questions are NOT that difficult.

      1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?




















      The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close

      the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an
      overly complicated way.

      2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?




















      Did you say, " Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
      refrigerator? " (Wrong Answer) Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take
      out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your
      ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.


      3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend
      except one. Which animal does not attend?

















      Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just

      put him in there. This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer
      the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show

      your true abilities.




      4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How
      do you manage it?



















      Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the
      Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

      According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals

      they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several
      correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the
      theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.

      Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.
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