- A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her
husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful .. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter!
Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY!
Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my
GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're
going to STICK!
Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You
NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never!
Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you
LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know
you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE
SALT! THE SALT!"
The wife stared at him. "What the hell is
wrong with you? You
think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to
show you what it feels like when I'm driving with you
in the car."
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