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Things people have to believe to be Republican today

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  • struthersnorma
    1. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush s daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when
    Message 1 of 1 , Nov 2, 2006
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      1. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when
      Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business
      with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden"
      diversion.

      2. Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but
      trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international
      harmony.

      3. The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our
      highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.

      4. A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but
      multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind
      without regulation, especially so if they are paying women less than
      men.

      5. Jesus is GOD (and all that implies, like omnipotent, omnscient,
      and He Created Everything! He loves *You*...and shares your hatred
      of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.

      6. The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops
      in flowery speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.

      7. If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.

      8. A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time
      allies, then demand their cooperation and money.

      9. Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing
      health care to all Americans is socialism.

      10. HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the
      public at heart.

      11. Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but
      creationism should be taught in schools.

      12. A president lying about an extramarital affair is a impeachable
      offense.

      A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die
      is solid defense policy.

      13. Government should limit itself to the powers named in the
      Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the
      Internet.

      14. The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades,
      but George Bush's driving record is none of our business.

      15. Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless
      you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness, and you need
      our prayers for your recovery.

      16. You support states' rights, which means Attorney General John
      Ashcroft can tell states what local voter initiatives they have the
      right to adopt.

      17. What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national
      interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant

      **How Many Republicans are there in El Paso County????
      We will see on Nov, 7
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