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  • Bernice .
    I hope people don t mind that I forwarded this to the lists, but I felt that it was a particularly fitting one ;) Bernice ...
    Message 1 of 1 , Aug 7, 2001
      I hope people don't mind that I forwarded this to the lists, but I felt that
      it was a particularly fitting one ;)

      Bernice

      >I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut
      >right in front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive on to
      >the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver
      >enough that he hung his arm out his window and flipped the woman off.
      >"Man, that guy is stupid" I thought to myself.
      >I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female
      >does anything to me in traffic and here's why:
      >I drive 48 miles each way every day to work, that's 96 miles each day.
      >Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the
      >bumper-to-bumper is on an 8-lane highway so if you just look at the 7
      >lanes I am not in, that means I pass a different car something like
      >every 40 feet per lane. That's 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That
      >works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
      >Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper to bumper, I figure
      >I pass at least another 4,000 cars. That brings the number to
      >something like 36,000 cars I pass every day. Statistically, half of
      >these are driven by females. That's 18,000.
      >In any given group of females 1 in 28 are having the worst day of
      >their period. That's 642. According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe
      >their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449.
      >According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have
      >seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98. And 34% describe
      >men as their biggest problem. That's 33.
      >According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry
      >weapons and this number is increasing.
      >That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female
      >that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has
      >seriously considered suicide or homicide, is having the worst day of
      >her period, and is armed.
      >Flip one off? I think not !
      >
      >
      >




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